The Gay Swami @thegayswami.bsky.social

U.S. Airways Jet Crash called "Miracle on the Hudson" Pilot “Sully” a National Hero tootruthy.blogspot.com/2009/01/us-air…

"Quick! Bag the firehouse! We must contain the PANTSAVIRUS fire from spreading!"

Erection Connection‼️

Central Park is great, but it takes up a lot of space and isn’t utilized to its full potential. That’s why I worked with McKinsey on a plan to make it a state of the art data center, complemented by rooftop parking and nuclear power. We can still build beautiful things.

@WUTangKids Working for the government (our fellow men) is more vocational than aspirational yet thus far, the tips fall as they may. Just ask Nancy Pelosi. She did OK.

Absolute insanity….here is Mike Johnson saying members of Congress need to be able to continue their insider trading because the yearly salary of $174K with healthcare and taxpayer funded vacations every other week is not enough for them

Actor William Petersen telling the story how he and William Friedkin pulled off the famous escalator run in TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. after being told by the airport liasion they were forbidden to do the stunt 🔥 very cool - watch the clip at the end

Daddy can we make next year's Cybertruck look more like this? -The Grimes Child

Kristen Stewart on how the Hollywood studio system is not set up for artists: "Are we going to like, wait to be chosen like a f---ing golden ticket? Like, 'I got the golden ticket! I can make one f---ing movie!' We need to make more work. There needs to be more work, more output, more connection and less fear and less f---ing bureaucracy and also less making billionaires more f---ing billionaires. It’s driving me insane. We spend so much money, we just like hemorrhage money making stuff in a system that honestly is not designed for us." wp.me/pc8uak-1lHhm4

Monsoon-like lightning tonight in Norman, OK

Hawai’i just passed a bill that undermine Citizens United. The bill establishes corporations as “artificial persons” without the right to spend money on elections. The bill could limit the influence of super PACs and be a model to challenge the influence of money in politics.

R.I.P. SCHLITZ I gave my old boss a twelve-pack of Schlitz at the swanky catered Christmas party and all hell was forgotten.

OLD TWITTER: What are you doing? NOW: Walking through walls talking on the psychophone like a boss!

@Public_Citizen @RobertJSalvador Thank you! Blocked that guy for bad vibrations…🙆🏼‍♂️

@RobertJSalvador @TheGaySwami You're an inspiration to all the stupid people who doubt they could ever become CEOs. Good luck with your imaginary insights! x.com/Public_Citizen…

Big Tech isn’t just building AI; it’s trying to buy congress. AI companies have already poured over $185 MILLION to boost candidates who are friendly to the industry. Corporate interest shouldn't come before public safety. It's time to end Citizens United.

@walterkirn Cueing up Tom Lehrer’s “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park”.

Oh no they're stealing The Rash, my screenplay.

@MarcoFoster_ Has he seen the aliens building all the data centers on indigenous land?🤔

Harrison Ford: “Humanity is a part of nature, not above it. We need cultural change. We need to extend social justice. We need to respect and elevate the indigenous people that are being marginalized, and in many cases, killed in cold blood. The world you’re stepping into, the world my generation left you, is a real mess”

@AdamKinzinger @ScribeMarjie The McDonalds Arch.

Good. The arch is getting bulldozed regardless

Oh so it’s wrong for cars to invent religion??

@mariana057 🫡