Movies Musicals & Me

broadwayworld.com/houston/articl… Folks read it and weep. I am a genius and now the whole (Broadway) world knows it. Thank you Audrey for your kind words!!

Houston, we have a.... ... ... ... ...few shows coming up! 2/20-2/29 purplepass.com/movies2020

K don’t HULK out right now but Halpert IS returning to the stage. #HalpieSunday

2020: the year Halpert is acknowledged as a sex icon

No credit for the man who originated this role (me). You will all be hearing from my lawyer (me).

Our friend (and honestly, inspiration) @TheHalpertEvans has a show at @ucbtny tonight! Check it out to see Broadways brightest star and tons of other talented folks! hellskitchen.ucbtheatre.com/performance/70…

Democratic debates not have enough singing for you? Halpert & Courtney have got you covered. Monday, 9/16 10:30pm @ucbtny Tickets: hellskitchen.ucbtheatre.com/performance/70… With: @dorcas @danielbelnavis @lomo212 @KirstenScott_ #BrianFlores @claark @alfal99

Hands down the darkest period of my life. Despicable Me: The Musical (Dir. Todd Phillips) plumed the depths of the human psyche. Plus I hate kids.

I know I haven’t tweeted for a while but the doctor said I need vocal rest so I disconnected from all friends and family for be safe. Monday 8/19, 10:30 pm at @ucbtny HK. Guests: @katiejoyofosho @SamGravitte Conor McGiffin hellskitchen.ucbtheatre.com/performance/69…

@AnnaRoisman @dwidick @ucbtny @TaliaSuskauer @BeMoreChill @KenMcGraw @AllyBonino @aladdin @claark Always looking for new Halpert-Heads to join the family!!

@TheHalpertEvans @dwidick @ucbtny @TaliaSuskauer @BeMoreChill @KenMcGraw @AllyBonino @aladdin @claark wow I want to do this show!!

Tonight, we show B’way performers how REAL performers performer performances @ucbtny 10:30! @TaliaSuskauer (@BeMoreChill) @KenMcGraw & @dwidick (Toxic Masculinity: The Musical) @AllyBonino (The Suffragists) Stanley Martin (@aladdin) @claark on the 🎹 hellskitchen.ucbtheatre.com/performance/69…

@excelxiors @claark @taliarach @AllyBonino @KenMcGraw @dwidick @alfal99 Let me tell you without hesitation: you will be missed. Every audience member becomes a close member of my family. I consider a blood relative.

@claark @TheHalpertEvans @taliarach @AllyBonino @KenMcGraw @dwidick @alfal99 first show in 2 months i won’t be at :(

Hottest ticket in NYC is @TheHalpertEvans at UCB tonight!!! Guests are incredible: @taliarach @AllyBonino @KenMcGraw @dwidick and Stanley Martin. Plus me and @alfal99 Everyone will be talking about this tomorrow.... don't be left out!! hellskitchen.ucbtheatre.com/performance/69…

@christress & @CeejEldred join me on Apollo 13 as we prepare to die in “Houston, We Have a Problem” youtu.be/ZogO-qwxgdY

LOL— remembering the time Al Hirschfield agreed to draw me in exchange for 10 center mez tix to The Crimes Of Grindlewald: The Musical for his intramural baseball team. I took the portrait but got him left mez. I’m a dirty dealer! - H 👨🏻

Good show but I think we can all agree I carried this stale revival on my back 🧟‍♂️👨🏻- H

So many talented people All coming together To celebrate me What a show it will be @ucbtny 7/15 10:30pm hellskitchen.ucbtheatre.com/performance/69… @TaliaSuskauer @KenMcGraw @dwidick @AllyBonino #StanleyMartin

being able to see @TheHalpertEvans again is *chefs kiss*

Happy Father’s Day to Daddy Halpert

Libras, Geminis and Virgos: Halpert you can’t stop bullets Me:

Recover from not winning a Tony by coming to our June show With guests: @JGregoryLopez @KenMcGraw @dwidick @AdrianBaidoo Isabel Stein Conor Ryan Next Monday at 10:30! @ucbtny Tickets: hellskitchen.ucbtheatre.com/performance/68…