Cornelious “The Hammer” Hendrix

@ethelhemsworth @KatieMcNeal007 Ethel I could have swore you are taller

@KatieMcNeal007 Brah I’m 5’6 too

Based on just pictures you’ve seen how tall do u guys think i am

Post work cigar hits like a truck #expand

Holy shit let’s fucking go USA in this hoe

What a fight #expand

Is this fight tonight the MMA equivalent of miracle on ice even though khamzat isn’t Russian #LANK

Absolute cinema, gotta love Josh Van

@squirmy6908 Frank I have paramount plus on my living room tv but I’m illegally streaming it on my room anyways for the love of the game

I hate paramount. So many ads.

@steelerfanboy Yeah I think he’s just going to try to punish him until Strickland gets a good few shots off and then he’ll look for the finish

@TheHammer_C Great take. Dagestanis stick with what works. Unless Strickland knocks him out off the bat, no way Khamzat looses

Van vs Taira should’ve been the headliner

@estherhilton420 @ethelhemsworth That’ll play Esther

with my wife @ethelhemsworth

@steelerfanboy I think he’s gonna fuck with Strickland first two rounds and just try to whoop his ass and just dominate and I think at some point in the second Strickland is gonna clip him and the 3rd khamzat will just come out looking for the finish.

@TheHammer_C Not crazy at all

@steelerfanboy Same as you. Main event I got khamzat 3rd

@TheHammer_C Who you got

@steelerfanboy This guys knows ball

@TheHammer_C Van decision

As long as Joshua van wins tn I don’t really care. My prediction is Khamzat is gonna fuck with him for the first two rounds get clipped late second lock in and finish Strickland early to mid 3rd.

@braveyoungbuck @ya_its_lex_ @pghfan1967 @DavisLinks6741 Say it ain’t so Clarence

@ya_its_lex_ @TheHammer_C @pghfan1967 @DavisLinks6741 yo we cooked?

This is your sign to NOT order off DHGate… the gold is SO off!!!

My glorious king Brandon Lowe might be the greatest ever

@HubertsLeftNut Josh Allen

Started a new list in the notes app. Need suggestions #asap

@PeterMfucks The worst thing ever made, but big headlight brain washes us into thinking it’s a massive safety improvement

#nuke these new gen headlights. Making me go blind at night

Nothing like a chilly round with the fellas

@ethelhemsworth Yeah I didn’t either the filled a lot of the dirt ones with loose stone

@TheHammer_C Good grief didn’t think that was possible

Out at the local municipal for a round at myself and got told it’s walking only because of a league #fml