Carrington Lane’s Secretary

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Carrington Lane’s Secretary

@TheHelenFromHR

I’m only keeping this for the drama at this point. John, they/them, 32, Accounting Manager/Analyst for a hospital. CashApp: $helenfromhr Venmo: helenfromhr

Chicago, IL Katılım Haziran 2014

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Carrington Lane’s Secretary@TheHelenFromHR·24 Ara

I will share every incriminating thing of Trump until this platform silences me. He is a pedophile, a murderer, a person of treason, not fit to serve this country. If you believe otherwise you’re brainwashed and I feel sorry for you. Trump and all his appointments must be removed

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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·5h

Love how they see a pedophile and are like “yes that’s us”

Pop Crave@PopCrave

The White House edits Drake’s ‘ICEMAN’ cover: “MAGA”

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@altdiamante_ I def get like top/vers top energy I feel

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Bobson🌱Dugnutt@f_a_infinityy·1d

Man Stroker’s Ejacula

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pink slime princess@bettyjaws·1d

i only queef when quofen to

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@TheCorrinBrulee I love how you say “my makeup will be a chop” and then absolutely SLAY every time

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Rudiamante_💎@TheCorrinBrulee·20h

Anyways Rock type Pokémon trainer 💎🪨

Rudiamante_💎@TheCorrinBrulee

Yall my makeup rn is such a chop cause im doing some conceptual shit but I’m trusting the process, if it looks like shit yall are just gonna have to deal with it 😭

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゛★.ᐟ ⋆@veinIuvr·2d

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

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youth code orange@thamosdeaf·1d

[Fatboy Slim voice] Right about now, the blow job brothers Check it out now, the blow job brothers Right about now, the blow job brothers Check it out now, the blow job brothers DICK-DICK-DICK-DICK-DICK-DICK-DICK-DICK DICKA-SUCKA, DICKA-SUCKA

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Jared Shult@jared_shult·1d

We aren’t even done with year 2

NewsWire@NewsWire_US

Trump Has Now Fallen Asleep on Camera More Times Than Biden

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Pop Base@PopBase·22h

Spirit Airlines worker, who James Charles put on blast for asking for financial support after being laid off, shares the apology she received from him: “Do I accept his apology? […] Hell no.”

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Carrington Lane’s Secretary@TheHelenFromHR·21h

@OmahaBeefcake Not me seeing this at 666 views. Lmao

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Aarón@OmahaBeefcake·23h

Add me to group chats if y’all be in any 🤭

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Carrington Lane’s Secretary@TheHelenFromHR·23h

I know this a parody account but look. If this was real I’d be high 25/8

Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave

Scientists reportedly find that cannabis can kill hantavirus.

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Carrington Lane’s Secretary@TheHelenFromHR·23h

@altdiamante_ Okay wait I thought I was the only one that randomly did this. I feel seen

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emilie@emiliepfrank·1d

yes a good reminder his rants are driven by adderall, dementia, and general insanity, not booze

Jon Michael Raasch@JMRaasch

Trump, who does not drink because his older brother died of a drinking problem, takes a sip and toasts President Xi Jinping in a sign of respect

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We don't deserve cats 😺@catsareblessing·1d

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Antidepressant Content@depressionlesss·1d

I love how all cats make that “ekekekekekek” sound when they see birds

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Callum Asplen@callumasplen·2d

the way oh mary is like jury duty for gay icons

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Meg Stalter to play Mary Todd Lincoln in ‘Oh, Mary!’ beginning July 6.

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Ajit Pai@AjitPai·1d

Note for less-cultured Europeans: you can only call it Kirkland Cabernet Sauvignon if it comes from the Costco region of the United States.

Rare 🇺🇸@RareImagery

For serious winos, you can now buy a bucket of wine from Costco.

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Mads@europemaxxed·1d

better be drunk than sorry

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im never getting hantavirus

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Carrington Lane’s Secretary@TheHelenFromHR·1d

@TheCorrinBrulee If i can I try to go to a chiropractor at least twice a month to crack me like a glow stick. It does help. lol

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Rudiamante_💎@TheCorrinBrulee·1d

@TheHelenFromHR I think it’s a long term issue from a car accident from 2022 ngl 😭😭😭

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Rudiamante_💎@TheCorrinBrulee·1d

Bruise on my knee, annoyed my ass cold sore on my lip, lower back problems persistant, minor headache and my nose was bleeding earlier

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Pop Crave@PopCrave·1d

The University of Chicago will guarantee free tuition for students with family incomes below $250,000 starting in Fall 2027. Students with family incomes below $125,000 will also receive free housing and meals.

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