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2023 Resolutions: 1. Restart my Chinese studies and find a way to regularly speak the language 2. Learn how to Self-Love and push myself to practice it every day 3. Make new friends and deepen bonds with people I care about already

@MarkhamShofner Glad you figured it out before Hades 2 comes out in a few months

Everyone is canceled for not telling me how good Hades is.

@bring_snaaacks Pls?

Made a burner. Lmk if you want in.

@rio_chuck Spooky evil, gay mix and goblincore are ELITE names

Yup looks right

@ultimatechicago Wow, Large Loaf really is diabolical… you don’t think big milk has been doing the same by recommending 3 cups a day, do you?

@TheHoff97 Big Bread wants you buying more. Ever wondered why hotdogs never line up with how many buns are sold? Exactly

Can we, as a group, talk about why it’s so hard to eat a loaf of bread on time?

@king_of_PRUSHAN Well thanks Pili, now I too can justify buying loaves of bread again

@TheHoff97 However I have to give credit to pili because I was in your boat and in fact just stopped buying bread because I was wasting so much. Pili showed me the light tho

@king_of_PRUSHAN I have not tried that cuz I always thought I had to defrost it before each use 🫣

@TheHoff97 Have you tried freezing it and just toasting it when you want bread

@jeppiesunbuns Hi Jessie

Hi my name is Jessie and I let my bad dreams dictate my mood for the day and IT SUCKS EVERY TIME.

More bands/artists should do fun cover songs/albums

@king_of_PRUSHAN Shiiiiii just might be 👀👀👀

@TheHoff97 Oh shiiiii is it the same place I’m stayin

Aight who in Dallas this weekend?

@king_of_PRUSHAN Where u stayin at huh 🧐🧐🧐

@TheHoff97 Sunday to Monday

@sami34m Saturday pickup??

@willlgoodwin @thecoltgreen Idk you but Takanaka, Cassiopeia and Carly means you’ve got TASTE 🔥

y'all are fucking sick. Black women are 3x more likely to die during childbirth than white women. Maternal mortality has increased by 33% since 2020. 84% of maternal deaths are preventable. The Black infant mortality rate is 2x the white infant mortality rate. SICK.

See this right here is how you know wil e coyote is a fraud. Coyote dickriders will tell you its all acme, he was never in the right system, but he’s got roadrunner squared up 1 and 1 and he chokes. Coyote fans will attack me for this but its true

The next player to be joining us for the 2024 Falcons season is Molly Munson!

Halloween is over, you know what that means!!!

Ultimate can be what you put into it. I’ve put my whole heart and being into the teams I am a part of because people matter. And people cannot perform at the highest level if they don’t feel supported or like they belong.