Vodka!

@bpdyuri2026 “…what?”

@bpdyuri2026 “Good! How’s it been for ya?”

@bpdyuri2026 “Hey!”

@GlacialSlut @SunlitSilverOut “O-oh s-shut it…”

“@TheHottestShot's thighs are such a good cooking utensil...”

HOW TO COOK STEAK: (With Vodka's Thighs) Ingredients: Steak of you're choosing. Butter A Bottle of Wine Conveniently Sleeping Vodka (I tried using her ass to cut a coconut opened and it worked.) Steps in the Replies:

@SunlitSilverOut “I DID NOT CONSENT FOR YOU TO USE MY THIGHS AS A BOTTLE OPENER!”

*Sips miso soup from flask as you scroll by.*

"𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓪 𝓫𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓸 𝓲𝓽!"