The Hound

I iz a happy boy. #smiles #beach #happydog

Check out ma ASS #hot #fluffy #youknowit

HAPPY BURFDAY TO ME! Today I am three. Or twenty one. Who cares, I have a new monkey and chewed a leg off already.

@StitchsMaster I can post you some ear knotz

@TheHound_ I miss my RC

Today I has eaten nice little blue fings called RAT POYZUN 🐀 Mummy took me to a v v v expensive vet who made me upchuck blue shit EVRYWUR 🤮 And now I has got a honky octopus called Nuggetz to make it all better. I shall do this again next week.

I am allergic to humans like dis but dey seem to keep comin in ma pub. Does anyone else fink I should bark YOU DERE SIT STILL AN DO AS I SAY OR I WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF unless you gimme a crisp in which case I LURV U

@SaveStBernards @fleetstreetfox I KNOW OCTY PUSS IS MAZIN

@TheHound_ @fleetstreetfox Good grief!!!

@fleetstreetfox SNOOOOOOOOOT

Winter beaches are the best.

Sigh. Mummy insisting on sleepin’ in mah bed again. She takes up so much room, easily more than one eighth of the mattress. Ah am soooo tolerant.

Monday night vibezzz

Apparently £300 to be told I ate some cotton wool means I have to sleep in the kitchen. Cotton wool is EVIL. It is probably from a squiwwel or simlar.

I have been sick. There was no fing. Mummy is cross. I cannot tell her fing was a bit of cotton wool that was ickle bit ticklish *cough cough cough* #mummyimdyingface

I have eaten a fing. I am at the vet. My mummy says this is going to be expensive. #prayforharry

@KayBurley Has he eaten a fing too?

This is my #frankie wondering why he’s trending

@SmallAperture @fleetstreetfox *pants and looks pathetic*

@TheHound_ @fleetstreetfox Oh no! I wish you all the best.

Ok groomers are NO FUN but I all FLUFF NOW *preens*

What’s a ‘groomer’?

Is my burfday I got a honky moo cow i luvs her HONK HONK HONK HONK

BARF PLEEEEEEASE.

Just ate a teabag. ‘Sgud.