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The greatest thing I heard this week: "If you ever need to explain what irony is, just say: 'Every time a bell rang, Pavlov thought about feeding his dogs.'"

There is nothing more ironic than how bad Indomie cafe's noodles is.

Unpopular Opinion: That France world cup song (along with some others) was made with AI.

@anwarlopez1 @kaylah_osas Why exactly did he need to show off to the devil? It's weird behaviour considering the fact that he used his most devout follower as a pawn for a dick-measuring contest.

@kaylah_osas God permits Satan to bring evil into Job’s life in such a way, that it completely defeats Satan’s real intention Satan is allowed by God, to defeat himself & achieve the very opposite of what he wanted He gives Satan only enough rope, to hang himself Many lessons to be learned

“All knowing” he already knows Job will still be loyal, but he let him go through those pains anyway 😁

The real submission is practiced between men and their friends. So submissive and docile

Don’t gather proof, they’ll call you a liar. Gather proof, they will say it’s mutual consent. You fucking bastards.

Outside of his girlfriend , he has low self esteem. If he can’t even defend his own dignity; he was never going to defend his woman. When chronic losers delude themselves in thinking they are the man but deep down they are just errand boys. He doesn’t rate himself highly enough and his friend knew that and knew he was not going to do or say a damn thing hence why he is still keeping in touch. A man that placed his integrity in the rectum of another man so he can continue to fish for it there.

That’s how boys in boys hostel will be complaining to you about their roommate that uses their stuff without permission but won’t tell him, abeg🫩

i was tryna figure out who was missing and realized scooby isn’t real

This was the exact same reason I broke up with my first boyfriend. I can’t have his friends moving to me, told him about it and he did nothing. I thought to myself it is either all of them don’t rate me, or they don’t rate him, my man can’t be the follower of the group, 🙏🏽.

I suspect the friend is richer than op, that’s why he didn’t confront or cut him off.

Men are cowards towards other men. Cause if it was the babe at fault, he would have been more direct and cutthroat with his reaction.

@Israel__lee Lmao! What happened?

Nigerian women on bumble will probably be seeing the last of me very soon ngl cause what is this nonsense?

I grew up in a “Naked Home” but I stay quiet during these conversations coz ppl swear I was abused. That time, growing up that way made me to adopt a sense of body neutrality where I am comfortable with how my body looks in all forms coz I’ve seen all forms of how a body can look

i’m so glad everyone is over the “expecting people have the necessary faculties to raise a child before having one is eugenics” bullshit hahaha

The product placement >>>

"I'm very serious about doctor/patient confidentiality so I'm going to have to ask that all four of us keep this to ourselves." 😂😂😂

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@sebiomo_ I use both. GPT is my administrative assistant, and Gemini's work is to respond to emails.

I switched from ChatGPT to Gemini. Honestly, it was horrible. Gemini can’t follow a simple line of thought and I don’t even mean when coding. Just basic stuff inside the app falls apart.

TIL: Certain databases can be protected under copyright laws.