Exporting Insecurity

hey @WrestlingBios! i'm a mod over at r/squaredcircle (and official jam up guy) - would you be interested in doing an AMA over there now that you've wrapped up reliving the war? after some well deserved rest from watching late era WCW that is..

@SexyChuckieT i know you're doing your NJPW thing right now, but can you lemme know why the first pic of you on google looks like you're trying to shit from standing?

@IDS616 can't sub to your patreon because i'm outta work ATM, so the best i could do was a cheap plug. 🥳

It has been brought to my attention that I'm on the sidebar of r/SquaredCircle. I don't know who did this or how this even happens, but thank you for the birthday wish!

(watching youtube police chase compilations at 3AM) NARRATOR: that's when this driver did the unthinkable.. ME: did he lead the cops on a chase? NARRATOR: he led the cops on a chase. ME: (takes a swig of beer) hell yeah..

i have the concepts of a plan to do the dishes in my sink.

I know the #ABCDebate fact checked and said no babies are being executed after birth, but i could have sworn i just saw one getting executed live on TV after going on a tangent about how they're eating the dogs.

this is the second time i've seen the words "TPS" and "significant impact" in the same paragraph this week. at least this time the words "bystander", "skull", and "pavement" aren't included.. so that's cool i guess.

@Great_O_Khan is for everyone! @reasonjp

oh, the COPA in 2016 as well.

"tHE uS cAN'T hOST A wORLD cUP". realizing that half of twitter isn't old enough to remember 1994 is making me feel old. #CopaAmerica

@NateJafeth @IsaacMarmen @centregoals you know they already hosted the world cup in 1994 without incident.. right?

@IsaacMarmen @centregoals International Football is bigger than anything in the US and it’s sporting events.

🗣️ Another Argentine fan criticizing the United States and CONMEBOL for the Copa América's organization: "Crazy... Bielsa was right, it's a DISASTER. They are not a footballing country, they can't organize a World Cup." 🤯🇺🇸

argentina heard a few of our players speaking french and thought this was the fuckin world cup final. #ARGCAN #CANMNT

i know we won't, but imagine if we did? #CANMNT

jessie marsch's first month coaching. #CMNT / #CopaAmerica

first a headbutt and now an elbow. #CanMNT games are looking like those worldstar fights where someone loses a shoe.

@kaylabecker_tv @RJCity1 come on RJ, don't you think this'll look great?

@RJCity1 What I meant to say, was I wouldn’t leave to go be within 10 feet of this creep @RJCity1.

The support from u guys has been overwhelming. I am so thankful for u.But I did wanna make 1 thing clear as I enter my final week in WWE: if I wanted to keep working in wrestling, I wouldn’t be walking away from the largest wrestling company in the world. Nice try, rumor weeds!😚

@sbinskii @alex_abads bruh.. youtube.com/watch?v=k_zY0Z…

@alex_abads Why is the Emcee a train conductor in a Zara tank top 💀 I can’t imagine this performance pairs with the dark theme of this show

@reasonjp hyping up a G1 announcement. it's him. he's entering the G1.

POLICE OFFICER: i'm sorry sir, this is a crime scene.. ME: i know. take a walk rookie.. (flashes badge).

what if the sidewalk moaned when you walked on it?