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Update: suing PayPal

If you put dishes in the sink when the dishwasher is empty, ion fwu

What did we do to deserve fruit

It’s 2007. You say retarded out loud. No one within a mile radius gets offended. The masses haven’t told you what you can and can’t say. People are too focused on their own lives to worry about yours. You build self confidence and realize none of it matters. Ah what a dream

Can we cancel moon boots

2026 is my olivia dean year

27 years old and I officially co-own a vacuum 😎

26 years old and still don’t own a vacuum

Can we bring back 2012 Twitter

I wonder if Kendyl will see this

It turns out if you buy a golf cart you can accomplish anything in life

Two requests: Cancel daylights savings And make an iPhone that can take a good pic of the moon

How hard is it to change the toilet paper roll once it runs out

People that say you can’t have your cake and eat it too don’t want it bad enough

People with stupid dogs need repercussions

I need a software update. I describe things as either “sick” or “crazy” . Need to fix

@Delta flight landed late and caused me to miss my connection. Having to spend an extra 4.5 hours in the Detroit airport. How do you plan on compensating me for the delay?

Yall mfers with the orange lenses sunglasses, we’ll give you 2 more month and then they gotta go

We need @JODYHiGHROLLER back on vine asap

There’s life metaphors in riding a beach cruiser. A melodic euphoria circles me

Lefty’s get no love

There are few things better than drinking coffee out of a Waffle House mug