Jake Dials

We are in a bubble propped up by AI and Palantir.

@RobinhoodApp Fix your app. I have money on the line.

Welcome to October. We’ve got your weekly wrap ready. #ThisWeekInCrypto

Why seek validation from the same world that crucified a perfect man?

When that giant 12 mile long alien craft gets here in September, can we use the old craft we got from the 1950s to go up to the mother ship, implant a virus, and effectively take them out?

I’m bullish on $DDOG tomorrow.

There’s no such things as coincidence. Only God wishing to remain anonymous.

I can have a dream about having a million dollars but, when I wake up, it doesn’t exist. But I can have a dream about a song that doesn’t exist - I’ve never heard it - but when I wake up, I can hum it. Numbers don’t work in dreams but music does. That’s all I need to know.

If God doesn’t say it about you, stop saying it about yourself.

When I was first handed homework at the age of 10, suddenly a tomorrow existed. And I was expected to smuggle a new and improved version of me into the next day for the rest of my life. Right now was gone forever. And I was trapped in the endless cycle of tomorrow. That’s when life’s magic was murdered.

This ‘detox cleanse’ trend’s so full of it, your wallet’s the only thing getting lighter—your body’s been filtering BS since day one. Liver’s free, juice is $12. Save the cash, drink water, laugh at the scam.

The planes are crashing because the magnetic poles are shifting and messing with navigational systems.

It’s 2025 and you can “rent” a movie over streaming for $3.99 ONLY in standard definition. It costs $2.00 more for high definition? You guys are absolutely insane lmaoooo

You guys spent allll that time changing names of things, trying to rewrite history, down to the stick of butter. We change the name of one little gulf and suddenly it’s dictator.

If the government is being audited/ investigated for their spending, corruption, laundering, etc that’s fine. The politicians who cry against it though is where you should start first.

Suffering is a choice.