Jared

Catching rays

Thanks Grok. This is disturbing and vile! Yes, the core story is real per a March 18 Jerusalem Post report: a 2-week-old baby was hospitalized at Wolfson Medical Center (near Tel Aviv) with herpes simplex after a brit milah involving metzitzah b'peh (direct oral suction). The virus reached the cerebrospinal fluid—life-threatening for an infant—and treatment is ongoing. The attached image is a stock photo of the ritual, not this specific case. This practice has been linked to HSV transmission in prior documented cases when the mohel carries the virus.

@RT_com @grok is this real

🤯 Rabbi 'ACCIDENTALLY' gives infant HERPES after ritual circumcision involving 'oral suction' — jpost Virus had reached baby's cerebrospinal fluid, and with not yet fully developed immune systems it's life-threatening The baby is currently being treated in a Tel Aviv hospital

@JarrodRodrigue1 Can it pull a horse trailer tho?

Just hit 100k miles on my Tesla today. Still runs like new. Completely paid off, and the house has solar, so I basically drive for free. (Only maintenance is replacing the tires.) Y’all still paying for gas? 🤭

@jakeliftsheavy @Siculoid He said damn that smells good. Bro’s going to wear his dick out!

@Siculoid Went right to sniffin the Vag 😜

How it feels to go to the Russian Turkish Baths

@AztexZuma @jakeliftsheavy I don’t like his fucking style lol. I would have sent him home.

Another “straight” curious guy craving a taste of that gay pussy; he slammed into that hole hard and fast, pounding it with raw need until he finally spilled deep inside and left it heavy with his seed.

@HustleBitch_ Gotta love human meat! 🤢

🚨 IT JUST GOT MORE ABSURD. MCDONALD’S $18M-A-YEAR CEO IS NOW ON CAMERA DESCRIBING “BEEF NOTES” AND “TEMPERED CHEESE.” He’s breaking down a Big Mac like he’s hosting a wine tasting. “Visual appeal.” “Tempered cheese.” “Beef notes.” “Different mouth feel.” Sir. It comes in a paper box. You eat it in your car. He’s talking about “flavor layers” while you’re calculating how the hell the combo just hit $17. And when asked how to choose between beef or chicken? “Don’t choose. Buy both.” At today's prices. Is this how an $18 million-a-year CEO actually thinks normal people talk and eat?

@McDonalds No thanks. Most people kow that u are serving up human flesh and calling it beef. #cannibalism is wrong!

take a bite of our new product

@HoopsCrave Tell him he can by my ranch.

Justin Bieber tells Hailey Bieber he wants to move the family to a farm in Canada: “I’m done with the lights. I just want to milk a cow, honestly”

Checked out a new barbershop today. I left super satisfied.

@jakeliftsheavy Hah my neighbor does but I don’t . 🤪

@TheJaredTyler Doesn't everyone bro 😜

Sauna with yo cawk out

@devinfrancoxxx Definitely not. I’ve looked at the ones in the glass cases but I can’t bring myself to pull the trigger.

@TheJaredTyler The nice ones aren’t cheap either

It’s so warm today.

@devinfrancoxxx I need a new hat this one doesn’t like to keeps it’s nice shape. 🤠

@TheJaredTyler Cowboy

@devinfrancoxxx @melhael Bro, I do the same thing!

@melhael I never delete a text or DM so I have leverage/evidence if and when I need it. Bitches are always surprised when you pull out the receipts from five years ago.

I need OpenClaw to delete all my unread emails. And probably 78% of my DMs so I don’t go to jail.

Two trans gone wild! Cant they just share the same husband? 🤣

@ofsodomyandmen @BigCMen @18yochriss That’s cause you’re pathetic and a sub nigga.

@BigCMen @18yochriss @TheJaredTyler Bruh you got it like that? To take care of two grown ass men. I’ll suck it and be a better hole than both. You want bipolar too? I gotchu lmao