Mark Judge

Me

Absolutely shitty day in work, physically demanding, emotionally draining cos workin with a nemesis, sensory overload, one of the Xmas staff came up an hour before close and asked "um a customer asked me to ask if you could inflate a dalek for him??" Passed out standing for a sec

Asking my taxi driver hypothetical "who'd win in a fight?" match ups from the backseat

No one does it alone. Thank you to ALL I’ve ever had the chance to share canvas with, discuss the business, learn from, and all those who behind the scenes make what we do special. Saturday is for ALL of us. Let’s go to work! One Last Time!!! youtu.be/ifD0RJJHHI4

*exterior. Nightclub smoking area. 2:45am. AKA. Bar closing soon.* "I dunno man.. I think I could probably take ANY man in a fight right now..." *takes a colossal pull from a mangled rollie and looks around villainously*

When was the last time a fella heard "delighted for ya"?

Fucking hell lads it's not that hard. Just be happy for other people. "Good job, well done" goes a long long LONG way.

I'm sweaty, I'm stressed, I haven't had a rollie yet and my balls are sitting funny in my boxers. This is NOT a vibe

Practicing snarky and sarcastic responses to relatives intrusive questions at this wedding. Making sure my hair looks good to flex on all my balding uncles.

@Allidine I hate him.

This is awful

I wonder.. am I my favourite truck drivers favourite forklift driver?..

my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

Oh god the new Pope is American. Apparently he wants to canonise the nuclear bombs dropped on Japan in 1945.

Accidentally said "excelente" to a truck driver today..

this will forever be funny

"AND BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE HEN PARTY AND THE LUCKY LADY GETTING MARRIED!!!" "BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

This really got me 😭

An average day in my life consists of Walking into a room Staring at somebody for 5 to 10 seconds Exclaiming "You've a hard neck!" Don't elaborate Leave Feel all warm in fuzzy in my tumtum

FUCK IT Watching Waynes World at 4pm on a Wednesday

Give myself an existential crisis every time I think about the people in the music video for Just a Day by Feeder. They were like 18 when I first seen the video at like 4. Where are they now? Are they doing OK? Do they ever mention they were in a music video?