
JBull
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JBull
@TheJupiterBull
U of S Florida, BS in Management; NSU, MBA. Avid USF Bulls fan. Opinions are solely my own. Not interested in long debates with anon Twitter folks. GO BULLS!
South Florida Katılım Ocak 2013
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My wife, asking me why I keep watching @USFFootball when it's driving me insane and likely taking years off my life. Me: Same reason I hang my kids' ugly art on the fridge. I know it's the best they can, I love them & part of me hopes against hope it'll get better. #ECUvsUSF
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@Ryan_DiPentima @RHiggins_USF You don’t get over your girl leaving you by trying to steal your neighbors ugly skank of a girlfriend.
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USF fans it’s time for us to make our mark on the college basketball world and make a statement while doing it!
Let’s show everyone we aren’t “little brother” anymore and put our rival in their place! Go out and get Johnny Dawkins to lead our prestigious program! @RHiggins_USF
ESPN@espn
Breaking: South Florida coach Bryan Hodgson has signed a deal to be the next coach at Providence College. An announcement is expected soon, sources told @PeteThamel. Get breaking news alerts from Pete Thamel through the ESPN App: espn.smart.link/4k7hu604e
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@CoachBHodgson Guy gave you more than your no name team ever had. Stop being salty. He wants to coach on the big stage at a real school. FRIAR
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@ForPitino @CoachBHodgson It’s not THAT he’s leaving. It’s how he left. Negotiating with Providence while preparing for Lville and telling teams to leave players alone is bush league.
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@CoachBHodgson I love breaking PCBB fans chops but the outrage of the usf fans of him leaving for the big east is hilarious
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@CoachBHodgson @USFHerd Glad you were able to focus on negotiations while preparing for Lville. But the money grab is what it’s all about. Can’t get at mad at you for choosing the pay day. Just wish you were 100% focused on the team paying you till the season ended, but I suppose too much to ask. 💰
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@GovPressOffice Great parody that will invite those not paying attention.
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WOW!!! JUST GOT A CALL FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE (TOP LEVEL) THAT DONALD TRUMP IS FURIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD) HAVE COMPLETELY “HIJACKED” THE NEWS ON HIS “BIG SPEECH DAY” WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. FOX NEWS IS WALL-TO-WALL COVERAGE OF ME AND MY “ROAD SHOW.” MY RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF! MUCH BETTER THAN DOZY’S. PEOPLE ARE NOW SAYING THAT I SHOULD DELIVER THE SPEECH INSTEAD OF TRUMP’S “STATE OF THE SNOOZE.” I WOULD CRUSH IT. EVEN WITH DYSLEXIA. ESPECIALLY WITH DYSLEXIA! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I DON’T NEED THE TELEPROMPTER (VERY ADVANCED SKILL, VERY RARE). I MEMORIZE. IT’S CALLED PREPARATION. LOOK IT UP, DON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! —GOVERNOR GCN
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@GatorsScott This is awful. He was a good reporter and seemed like a good guy, and held his own when many of us Bulls fans gave him a hard time. Prayers are with his family. Gone way too soon.
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Joey Knight's family posted on FB that he passed away this morning. JK covered #Gators, USF, Bucs and much more in his time at the Tampa Tribune and Tampa Bay Times. He was a regular at UF pressers and games this past season amidst cancer battle. RIP to a good soul. @TBTimes_Bulls

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@shawntcuff @KEEMSTAR They sold off big Friday. Many will buy the dip Monday. Silver already bounced off its Friday low later that day.
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@KEEMSTAR Gold and silver closed at all time monthly highs
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@LeadToday @LePapillonBlu2 From
The Department of Redundancy Department
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@LePapillonBlu2 Makes me wonder what percentage of murders are not fatal???
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@LePapillonBlu2 Fatal murder?
From the Department of Redundancy Department.
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My wife woke up yesterday jumping from excitement
She just received a job offer from Google
"Babe, they want to pay me $300k, $100k base plus $200k in stock options" she said
I sat down and held her hand
"Sweetheart, that means they are offering you just $100k"
"No look, it says total compensation is $300k"
I gently closed her laptop
"Stock options are imaginary money, it's a well known American scam, it's not real" I said
"But I could just sell them for cash?" she asked
I tried not to laugh, women can be so naive sometimes
"That's not how stocks work. Who told you this?"
She said her recruiter explained it
I sighed. Of course. An American filled her head with nonsense
"Baby, American stocks are worthless, it's imaginary shares from an imaginary company"
"But it's such a good offer" she started crying
"I know, baby" I hugged her, and right there I knew I needed to act
It's my job as a husband to shield her from American predators
Later I emailed the recruiter and declined on her behalf
I explained that my wife is not interested in fantasy compensation from a failing company
We are European. We don't fall for American tricks
She will keep her job at SAP making €43,000 a year, which puts her above most women in Germany
Feels good knowing I protected our future
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@auburnnatty @BasesOnBulls Ha. Good luck this season. Seriously. You did get a lot of our good players. Brown is a class act and stud. Golesh certainly elevated…though he was out coached at Memphis and Navy.
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Maybe Golesh will hand him the ball on 4th and 1 with bowl eligibility on the line to finish the season 5-7
Jeffrey Lee@JLeeAUSports
BREAKING: USF transfer OL Cole Skinner has signed with Auburn, AuburnSports has learned. on3.com/teams/auburn-t…
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@auburnnatty @BasesOnBulls Calm down…just playing. I’m sure you’re a genius, who just can’t properly spell “high school”. WDE

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@TheJupiterBull @BasesOnBulls What me being from bama has anything to do with this? … you rage baiting!
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@auburnnatty @BasesOnBulls Sure, but you’re bragging about being elite and USF being like a high school. You’re from Bama, so it’s likely the point flies right over your empty head. 😂
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@TheJupiterBull @BasesOnBulls I mean hey! don’t you recruit highschool players? 😂
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@auburnnatty @BasesOnBulls And you’re banking on poaching the HC and players from a high school team. See the irony, guy??😂🤘
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@BasesOnBulls lol you comparing our Record with you all record is like comparing an College team to a Highschool, but we will see I will bookmark this tweet ! 🦅
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@jgpvisuals @USFFootball at 33 is the only G5 program. Possible we not only survive the coaching and transfers to Auburn, but thrive. 🤘🏈
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College Football 2026 Transfer Portal Team Rankings Midway through the cycle according to 247Sports‼️
1. Oklahoma St: 42 commits, 52.93 pts
2. Penn State: 30 commits, 52.63 pts
3. LSU: 18 commits, 51.14 pts
4. Ole Miss: 12 commits, 49.70 pts
5. Kentucky: 17 commits, 43.72 pts
6. Texas Tech: 14 commits, 43.61 pts
7. Arizona State: 19 commits, 43.49 pts
8. Indiana: 12 commits, 42.15 pts
9. California: 11 commits, 39.94 pts
10. Louisville: 23 commits, 38.96 pts
What’re your thoughts? ⬇️

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@CSG_HOME @CSG_Charlotte @CSG_UCF @CSG_UMass @SSN_ColoradoSt I hate ucf, but it’s silly to have them ranked on any such list.
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