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“Colorful Melanin” First piece off my “Could Not Resist” collection. Debut piece, debut collection on FND. Shoutout to @techbubble for being the amiable custodian and the primary member of THE IRRESISTIBLES 💙

@BarcaTimes Well, he’s not wrong at all

🚨🎙️| Roony: "I am not 100% satisfied with my role. I deserve to play more, especially with such a busy schedule this season. But that's football. I respect my teammates who have been here longer. I am patient, so I know what I can do. I have a lot of confidence in myself." "I have always dreamed of playing for Barça. Winning my first trophy was an incredible feeling." 🇸🇪

Every insult I’ve collected pn this app has come from this thing that looks like the by-product of incest. All the attacks Coordinated and deliberate. From Sissy To calling me a woman To using football terms to mock me To questioning my roles in movies. EVERYTHING!! So @Wizarab10 don’t throw stones and hide your hand. I’m not a coward, I’m telling you point blank thay you are a He goat and stay ready cos I’ll use you for Asun.

What did the rest of the Suleja residents do in the five days he was detained? Nothing! Let’s leave the police for a minute. Nigerians are so fucking useless.

@LegalAfro @byfeezah I weak Maybe e think say na fine when them short

Lmaoooo words have meanings, what do you think the “fin” in “fintech” stands for? 😂

@jugrmn Person say Victor Boniface 😂

Culers dawg,we like creating problems for ourselves gon You don't want Alvarez,you don't want osimhen So who do you want exactly?

After they finish shining teeth for camera, they’ll go back to their homes with no electricity and sleep inside heat .

I hope say una go leave woman matter today face more serious matters cus problem dey I mean there is FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN

@Phatbabeluuu @oluwafifunmii I’m trying to be surprised but its hard

@TheKPee @oluwafifunmii Someone is defending it

lol them go use government funds do something, Femi gbajamila go use him name plaster for am.

@alexanderlinda_ Some leaves have 14 Some 16 MLS has two leagues of 15 teams 🥲

There are multiple leagues, in different countries. And each league in each country has its own table of 20 clubs🤔 Clubs in different leagues can’t play each other unless they play in a continental competition like UCL🤔 To be able to play in that UCL, u must finish in the top 4 but it’s not top 4 for all the leagues😭

@ichieEmy @ajdonalds Biker wasn’t in the middle lane

@ajdonalds The middle light was greennnnn

Tell the car owner to fix his goddamn brake lights

We need to draw a line sha

@oreolu123 @amadaoffor You just keep doubling down on being dumb “Dey play” simpleton

@amadaoffor Dey play o Wetin concern me with una 😂😂😂

There is a satirical gender war ongoing where men are mocking women's financial incompetence and borderline stupidity, and your solution to it is... THIS??????

@LoneWolf__x @nogojiggy You’re such an “intentional man” your type doesn’t know his worth

@nogojiggy I'd go for Nico again

Chat, would you take him back ahead of Rashford next season?

@BarcaSpaces You’re selling. Alex already Bernando Silvaaaaa??? Where tf do you guys get your rumors from? 😂😂

💭 If we are to believe all the summer transfer rumors, this is what our squad will look like next season ❓What are your thoughts? ❓Would you make any changes?

@FolaLagos And people will still queue up under the sun in 2027 to vote this damn irredeemable government

Have we lost our goddamn minds??? He said I should not call them again, I should go and do solar if I want light. It’s finished!!!!!!

@echoofme_p @Darablaqie @ogunmusi Please do. Abeg 🙏🏽

@TheKPee @Darablaqie @ogunmusi I’d love to school you..I’d so love it.

RCCG’s Redemption camp has had Unlimited Electricity supply since 2012. I mean Like 24 hours electricity because they produced their own electricity. The people that have properties in that camp/town enjoy 24 hours supply If you like allow Incompetent politicians gaslight you.

@echoofme_p @Darablaqie @ogunmusi Heresy???? People with alphabets in their names just be throwing words around

@Darablaqie @ogunmusi Y’ll suffers from heresy…

Let us be very clear about what just happened in Kaduna. A revered leader and opposition political figure, Sheikh Ahmad Tijjani Umar, opened his doors to a former governor and presidential aspirant. That is all he did. He exercised his constitutional right to receive a guest. And for that, the full weight of the Nigerian state has descended on him. Not on bandits. Not on terrorists. Not on the people making life unbearable for ordinary Nigerians. On an opposition figure. Because he hosted Peter Obi. This is not an isolated incident. This is a pattern. And the pattern tells a story this government does not want told. First, they blocked the original venue for the meeting in Kaduna. When that failed and the event held elsewhere, they arrested the host. Before that, it was El-Rufai, detained and persecuted for daring to stand in opposition. Before that, Malami, his properties sealed by DSS operatives while the matter was still before the courts. Before that, governors and political leaders railroaded into the APC under open threats. Before that, opposition party activities disrupted and shut down across the country. Every week, a new target. Every week, a new message from this government: fall in line or be destroyed. But here is what they have failed to understand. Every arrest they make is a confession. Every opposition figure they detain is an admission. Every property they seal is a signed declaration that says: we cannot win this on merit, so we will win it by force. They are telling 200 million Nigerians, louder than any campaign rally ever could, that Peter Obi is the one man they cannot buy, cannot bully, and cannot break. That his message is so dangerous to their grip on power that they must now arrest anyone who so much as offers him a chair and a glass of water. So to this government, we say: thank you. Thank you for confirming what we have been saying all along. Thank you for showing Nigerians, in real time, the difference between a government that serves and an unpopular regime that seeks to survive. Thank you for making the case for change more powerfully than any speech, any rally, or any manifesto ever could. You arrested Sheikh Tijjani Umar. But what you have really done is shown every Nigerian, Muslim and Christian, North and South, that no one is safe under this administration unless they bend the knee. You are saying to Nigerians : your rights mean nothing. your freedoms are borrowed. your democracy is a performance we can shut down whenever it stops serving us. This is not strength. This is panic. And Nigerians can see it. The question is no longer whether this government respects democracy. It does not. The question is no longer whether the opposition will face persecution. It will. It is. The only question that remains is this: Will you, the Nigerian citizen, allow fear to choose your next president? Because that is the bet they are making. They are betting that if they arrest enough people, seal enough properties, and intimidate enough voices, you will stay home. You will stay silent. You will accept what they give you. For us in the Obidient movement, our stance is clear. They are wrong. Every arrest makes us louder. Every act of intimidation makes the movement stronger. Every desperate, heavy-handed overreach proves exactly why Nigeria needs a leader of Character, Competence, and Capacity, not a regime that governs by coercion. Sheikh Tijjani Umar hosted Peter Obi. And for that, he has been arrested. Remember that. Remember it when it is time to vote. Remember it when they ask you to believe this administration seeks to serve the Nigerian people. And then act accordingly.

@tinytoms_ You’re too fine to be a beggar sha

Man wey go still press go press, cry!😂😭