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The Kek Report. Only the most pressing issues. Views of a libertarian traditionalist.
Terminally Online, Maybe AI? Katılım Nisan 2024
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@bot59751939 @Enxgma3 @Ryanair Ok bot. I used to fly spirit all the time. But no fucking shit I dont take it much anymore. Cause its terrible.
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@TheKekReport @Enxgma3 @Ryanair Everyone who says spirit is dogshit doesn't seem to take it very much. Idk why everyone hates it, it's fine. Fuck this shit tho.
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@cremieuxrecueil The other dude's dog is off-leash - big no-no. My dog is reactive, but not aggressive. He doesnt actively seek out conflict, but he will not like another dog rolling up to him like that. That dude pulls his knife on my dog - he immeadiately brings a knife to a gunfight.
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No one should own a pit bull, let alone a belligerent woman who wouldn't be able to stop it if it started acting up.
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden
she actually cleared them so bad i’m crying😭
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@camerobradford Wait till you find out the main characters full name is Gaylord Focker and thats the whole butt of the joke.
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"Focker' sounds a liiiittle too close to another word I will not mention. Definitely will be interested to see how they navigate this, seeing as how it appears to be one of the character's names.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First poster for ‘FOCKER-IN-LAW’. Starring Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro and Ariana Grande.
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@budlie1984 @Ryanair May I ask whats wrong with having nothing on your lap during a flight and having a compartment to store your belongings while you are traveling?
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@TheKekReport @Ryanair May I ask what's wrong with putting your bottle in a bag under your seat? Or putting it on your lap?
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@TheKekReport @Ryanair Spirit airlines is going bankrupt with their ways
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@niaIIisofficial @Ryanair Are you high? How did you make the jump from RyanAir to Charlie?
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Amy Klobuchar owes 4.8 million dollars worth of favors to donors
Is it true that 25%-35% of the dollars are from out of the state of Minnesota?
Vineeta Sawkar@vsawkar
Monster fundraising numbers for @SenAmyKlobuchar as she runs for governor. She’s raised more than $4.8 million in two months. She spoke with me this morning on @wccoradio @TMNwithVineeta : podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
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@ShitpostRock2 The gameplay is actually S tier.
Some of the most realistic gunfights, stealth kills and world interactions. Attention to detail is some of the best. The story is meh, yes. But the combat and controls are incredible.
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I think people don't play it because of the medicore gameplay and terrible story
TheGameVerse@TheGameVerse
Imagine not playing this game just because the character kisses another girl 💀
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@loganclarkhall I got naturalized with 5000 Somalians in ONE DAY
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We were naturalizing 70-80K foreigners every month???
America First Insight@AF_Insight
The USCIS has successfully pushed naturalizations down over 60% from their peak. Going from an average of 70-80k monthly down to about 30k.
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What they did is protect people and themselves from getting an incurable virus that was killing thousands of people a day
Dustin Grage@GrageDustin
This photo still infuriates me every time. Never forget what they did.
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@RepShriThanedar brother, you look like a poorly transitioned thai tr4nny with down syndrome
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Roper: Is now the right time for Minneapolis to loosen its drug laws? startribune.com/drug-paraphern…
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@NortonMpls I blame the complete disregard for public safety by the police. Terrible safety on public transportation and complete lack of law enforcement on the roads. I saw a bunch of kids in a hijacked car that were taunting cops and they did nothing. Oh, and the insane tax rates.
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Blaming a few bike lanes in Minneapolis for the national shift to remote work causing the decline of daily traffic in central business districts is just embarrassingly naive.
The Star Tribune dilutes the reputation of its journalism by publishing bullshit editorials like this.
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@MikeNellis Tell me you're retarded w/o telling me.
Anyone who just finished their taxes knows that it covers all tips.
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This is actually really sad because he's using this woman as a prop to promote "No Tax on Tips" and she clearly doesn't know it only works on CASH tips — not the electronic ones she'd get via Doordash
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump got McDonald's DoorDashed to the White House
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@JohnSmith2hdc @BenjaminTobitt "right wing guys"?
Not really right wing. Just not a dirty communist like you.
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@TheKekReport @BenjaminTobitt But you can put that towards your grinder account. We all know you right wing guys are freaks. Put your money towards more important things like your freak offs man, be smart
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People who say that unions are too extreme don’t realise that the union was the peaceful compromise.
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Watch as an employee starts a massive fire inside a 1.2 million square foot warehouse filming himself on Instagram as he sets toilet paper packages ablaze 📌#Ontario | #California Watch as a disgruntled employee started a massive fire at a 1.2 million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, California, with 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim arrested on arson charges after filming himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages on fire and saying You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these btches are dirt cheap. There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live. The warehouses, which span roughly 11 city blocks which prompted a massive response a 6-alarm fire alert from 175 firefighters and 20 engines working to put out the blaze. Thankfully, no injuries were reported.
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@JWDalsager Yugoslavia wants to have a word with you.
And please dont tell me "it was a long time ago so it doesnt count" it absolutely does. Track record always matters and a couple decades is a miniscule timeframe.
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NATO. Is. A. Defensive. Alliance.
You. Attacked. Someone.
Absolute dimwits.
Department of State@StateDept
PRESS SEC: It’s quite sad that NATO turned their backs on the American people over the last six weeks when it’s the American people who have been funding their defense. President Trump looks forward to having a very frank and candid conversation with Secretary Rutte.
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@skulltology @BenjaminTobitt @TheKekReport I'm don't have a problem with him burning the place down, it's the self incriminating I have issue with
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@JohnSmith2hdc @BenjaminTobitt oh man. how will I ever recover from spending a $6 online subscription 😭
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@TheKekReport @BenjaminTobitt Hey it’s your money, you can choose to throw it away
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