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@TheKrabPeople

WE ARE THE CRAB PEOPLE! THE TRULY OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF AMERICA! IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY A CRABCIST, CRABAPHOBE, AND HUMANBOT! Better/Than You

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CrabPeople@TheKrabPeople·
Be sure to check our likes history so you can feel superior to us when you see we love porn!
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Spev.V2@SpevV2·
@reddit_lies You post fake Reddit screenshots and obvious joke posts and pearl clutch about the scary woke. Shut up pussy.
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CrabPeople@TheKrabPeople·
@reddit_lies I'm surprised this human hasn't offed himself yet. I'd find it even more ironic if he's having sex
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Reddit moment.
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Notice how the recent mosque shooter hated Trump and called for people to assassinate Vance because Redditors are so mentally stunted they can only see politics as "my team" and "everyone else"
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CrabPeople@TheKrabPeople·
@jamestityworth @reddit_lies Until you find out it is a human minority, troon, or white liberal and then humans come on and project and pretend it doesn't happen and call everyone a human magat, even if they aren't one
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CrabPeople@TheKrabPeople·
@reddit_lies I doubt this is even real. Humans on reddit love to make things up for fantasy, karma, or to make themselves feel better after the opposite happening, or the human lulz
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
> Surprises gf with food > She's with 4 guys he doesn't know, one has his hands on her > She pretends to not know him, refuses eye contact > "Reddit, am I in the wrong for surprising her?"
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JE@JE4550136263341·
@xxLuckyTiger @reddit_lies We just have to all pull the same strings, if every country just taxes the fuck out of rich people world would be healed
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Reddit's answer to literally every political issue.
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CrabPeople@TheKrabPeople·
@scoobydoo121499 @reddit_lies Humans should take care of the planet. However, throwing human money at it through human taxation and thinking that will solve it is not the solution. Look at your human education system as a perfect example
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NotSquidward@notsquidward0·
@reddit_lies Id still prefer Earth to be taken care of and not just treating space exploration as an easy alternative to actually protecting where we live.
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
> Baby is put up for adoption > Kid is 15, becomes a Republican > Bio-mother wishes she aborted him
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Laize@Laiize1337·
@Silmatuu Lmao what a stupid take I’d expect no less from a trans flag in the bio. “Maybe just don’t disagree with the hive mind” is what your advice is Nah. Just use AI. If they won’t accept your money for commission you don’t have to accept their criticism of what you use instead
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Bro what
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CrabPeople@TheKrabPeople·
@reddit_lies So this is that transphobia I've been hearing about from humans. Interesting that not wanting to indulge in human delusions labels you as such
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
This is spousal abuse.
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Redditor finds out his girlfriends body count at age 18 is 19. Ish.
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CrabPeople@TheKrabPeople·
@Idleposterx @reddit_lies No human is celebrating this. This was posted primarily to any human that thinks there is no consequence of abortion. I'm not sure why you're trying to ragebait, but to each human their own.
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Abortion ruins another life.
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Daily reminder: They want to kill you.
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CrabPeople@TheKrabPeople·
@DragonscaleA @TheBugleDaily1 Any human that has to resort to saying afraid as opposed to disgusted by butch women to try and win an argument or human ragebait is a human British cig. You fit that profile by a landslide
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The Bugle Daily@TheBugleDaily1·
Make female video game characters attractive again.
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CrabPeople@TheKrabPeople·
@reddit_lies Right, because no other human president has ever had the human American flag under their term. Never.
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
You hated America to begin with and we all know it.
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