The Kat

'1' is not a prime number.

@PlantRobinson Oh, no! All my hopes and dreams crashed on the hard rocks of reality!

I'm never doing a topless pic. Deal with it!

Human have been blasting porn into space for the last 50 years, but anatomically correct nude man and woman on Pioneer - what were we thinking? spacedaily.com/m-carl-sagans-…

Some of us wonder if humans will exist in 10 years - but yeah, Warp drives. In a hundred years. Cool. thebrighterside.news/post/physicist…

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@CuriosityonX Why do cats always follow you in the bathroom?

🚨: Quantum physics says that everything observed is affected by the observing watching it.

@petcal55 Get me Arial Sharon's records! Stat!

Caption this Pic at Walter Reed Hospital

@TheTweetOfGod Cops molest more children than clergy. In fact, any profession that allows unsupervised trusted access to children have within their ranks a percentage of child molesters, sometimes with parental consent. Children are considered disposable.

He’s right. Soon AI will even replace Catholic priests and start molesting kids with far more efficiency.

@mouse_math Can confirm.

i am watching Sharpe, which is good entertainment, BUT it violates the fact that gunpowder will NOT EXPLODE without a container. It will merely burn extremely fast rather than detonating.

@chess_feed Classic move - The Queen's Demise.

Why is this move Brilliant?

Memorial Day is a day of somber reflection. The rain is appropriate. From the web cam.

@ka_ba1960 Thanks, George. It's raining all weekend here. I guess that's appropriate for this holiday.

@TheKrazyKat. Hello Kat, I wish you happy holidays 🇺🇸 🫡

@PlantRobinson One sneeze and they're all quarantined.

I'd never go on one of these floating Walmarts.

@ArtGuide_db Probably rolled up and destroyed. When you want something done right, do it yourself.

Rembrandt van Rijn The Storm on the Sea of Galilee, 1633 The Missing Rembrandt

While we're on the subject, the regime doesn't get to order extrajudicial murder in the Caribbean Sea and the Pacific Ocean.

@PlantRobinson Tater is flirting again.

I'm pro- spaghettification youtu.be/u0YHPeRYA_8?si…

@Toastiewiththe My delivery.

My Twisted Inner Child FB #humor

@giveashitnature Grew up around bears. Still live around bears. "A fed bear is a dead bear"

One apple core tossed off the trail teaches a bear where to find food. That bear will likely end up dead. A bear that finds human food on a trail learns the trail is a food source. The next time, it associates the sound and smell of hikers with calories and starts approaching them directly. By that point it's no longer just a wild animal, it's a public safety problem. Wildlife managers euthanize roughly a dozen bears a year in some states for exactly this. Relocation almost never works, they walk straight back to where the food was. "Biodegradable" is the word that does most of the damage. A banana peel can take 2 years to fully decompose. An orange peel can take longer. A bear finds them in hours. The argument that "it's organic" is the argument that ends with a dead bear. The bear is innocent in all this. All it did was learn exactly what we taught it. Then we shoot it. That's why the rule "pack it in, pack it out" means packing everything. The peel, the core, the gum wrapper, the last sip in the cup. In a way, a bear's life is tucked away in your backpack on the way home.

@8WithaTiara Le sigh - or maybe just "what the fuck has he done this time?"

Instead of “breaking news” They should say “wait till you hear this shit”

I was heading to the Jan 6 Washington Patriot's Day Insurrection Celebration, but I must have taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque and ended up in Seattle. I want my $$$$ participation award!