TheLCBandit

Senior Pines and Oteys Fest on the same night is insanity.

Davenports pizza is so underrated.

If you aren’t drinking on this fabulous 4th of July, then you hate America and you are a pussy.

The Kentucky derby is rigged. #kentuckybumpkins

If your a male and your going to Morgan Wallen instead of Panic, you are a certified fag bag.

@ACC_Ball_Rules 0 my friend

How many years post grad is it acceptable to still have your fraternity letter in your bio? I’m thinking 3-4.

Panic baby. #widespreadbham

@Hoopss Whoever fucked her must be down bad.

i just saw a pregnant asian for the first time

@JeremiahLaser The state where the Giants play in.

Guess what state he’s from, Level impossible

For here on out, Kalen DeBoer needs to wear all black every single game. No exceptions.

Coffee plus Soda is the ultimate fuel.

WTf is happening rn. Not what I expected to witness.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged might be worse than the kick six. #trashybitch

Kraken Rum is one of the best liquors of all time. You can not tell me otherwise.

If Oteys didn’t close at Midnight, it would be such a better bar.

Social media fixing to suck the next couple weeks. #rush

@Cedrick660 It’s cringe. I didn’t do so.

@TheLCBandit Waiting on ur post bandit

Every guy that’s posting for National Girlfriends day is so fucking whipped. #onaleash

@BgBenRothschild You have to fight through. It’s always worth it.

@TheLCBandit Hair o the dog

Whenever your drinking while hungover, do y’all go from hungover to sober, then sober to buzzed, then buzzed to drunk, then drunk to shit faced.

Why doesn’t the ABC store sell beer? Having to go to 2 different stores is fucked.