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Stand for the light that you have found.

Oops, I didn't not mean to write this. Dang autocorrect

Gives each ote hher terrible advice. Dame scene. "I coul

Hot soup inna mug > hot soup inna bowl

Hmm French accents are segzee! Happy Tuesday ☕

My girlfriend got to meet Reggie Watts in the Tactile Dome and I did not. #superjelly

Unsure if I am an environmental saint or a biohazard for going without showering for this long.

...I shoulda double-wrapped that burrito. #Rip

Pro Tip: If you complain relentlessly at 8am that coffee costs a dollar, it's free! Also, don't do that.

There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people.

A five year old just paid me 36 cents for a high five. Feeling good

You complain about everything.

Kicked butt at my bi-annual review YES killin it.

Oh my gosh, you are such a babe

Thank you smiley Japanese girl who gave me a strawberry this morning 🍓#lostconnections

"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever."

Today is just one crazy thing after another.

If you are a liar or a thief- or both- please do not stay at a hostel. Thank you :)

So the freezer at the country store broke, and they gave us all their ice cream. Fo FREE. Is this real life?

These kids have been making fart noises for 20 minutes now.