Jen

I guess this is my dissertation Homie, this shit is basic Welcome to Graduation Good morning!!

Poison ivy poisons the water supply on Monday, joker does it on Wednesday and Ras Al Ghul does it on Friday. Tuesday and Thursdays, riddler and penguin plant bombs in different social infrastructure, mostly hospitals. Saturday , Bane shows up at the football games with a nuke.

‘hi. you’re buying egg eh’ “yes” ‘nice. i’m buying super glue, hopefully we can bond haha’ silence. ‘anyway, my name is frank. can i pay for you?’ “yes, thank you” ‘madam, add her 2 eggs to my bill eh’ “oh no i’m buying crate” silence. ‘they sent me o, my mother’s money’

“In the most selfish way ever I hope no one desires you as much as I do” Man fuck my roommate and his girlfriend

You are so invested in Formula 1 for someone who has no driving permit.

They called him washed but today he is washed in champagne!!!! Lewis Hamilton the goat!!!

god i see what you’re doing to my enemies this f1 season, please continue 🙏🏾

As much as I hate red bulls, I gotta ask. wtf is going on with them?😭 They got rocks in the car or something?

The start dierr Hamilton dey understand am papa

At this point I think Carlos would do a lot better if they drilled holes on the bottom of the car and he stuck his legs out and ran

So I see a snake. Then my brain is supposed to spin up… neurons firing, synapses passing instructions, signals running down my spinal cord… muscles activating, eyes tracking, motor cortex calculating angles… all so I can coordinate a full musculoskeletal operation… bend down… extend my arm… articulate my fingers… establish grip strength… and then pick up the snake? After my entire central nervous system just executed a high-level neuromuscular program… the final instruction is "lift the snake!" Anka m'abodam! My brain isn't doing all that neural processing just so my hand can audition for Snake Handler of the Year. The only motor command my nervous system is issuing in that moment is "R U N."

Me when I accidentally open a message I was ignoring

You’re ambitious because you know there’s a version of you that can actually achieve these big dreams, even if you’re currently not that version.

I'm at the point where I know no longer correct typos. You've just gotta figure out what I mean.

I’m 22 I just bought Mtn 399 bundle all at once No help from my parents No handouts, no support While they partied, I worked Put your head down & work

@brotherlexis Thank you

@TheLadyJennn Congratulations Ohemaa 🥳

I guess this is my dissertation Homie, this shit is basic Welcome to Graduation Good morning!!

@ephraim_vibez Thank you

@TheLadyJennn Congratulations 🎉

@Jeff__Tymer Thank you

@TheLadyJennn Congratulations dear

@Tripple_ Thank you

@TheLadyJennn Congratulations 🍾