TheLandryShift🌹

Mamdani: In a win for every ice cream lover across New York City, we will work with the state to do away with the frozen dessert permit that requires restaurants to seek out a superfluous second permit for what they’re already doing: serving food. No more treat-sploitation, as we say. Right now, barbershops need three licenses to cut hair: one to be a barber, one to own the shop, and one from the city on top of both. The state of affairs is frankly anti-fade, and we will not stand for it, which is why we will work with the state to streamline these licenses as well. And to the bingo enthusiasts out there, for too long, the potential earnings of a hot streak at bingo have been capped by arcane rules that no longer reflect how the game is actually being played. With OPEN, DCWP will remove unnecessary regulations, including prize limits. These are just a few of the improvements we are proud to announce today as we make it clear we are in the pocket of Big Abuela.

@cass_trizzash 1000%. He's proving you can just do shit and deliver on your promises. Declining a pay raise proves he's working for the people instead of himself or donors. He's the best.

@TheLandryShift And proves every day that the rest of our politicians gleefully choose to be the most evil, villainous pieces of shit who get off on making us suffer.

*taps the sign*

@PhilMarsSports Exactly why I was going so hard for Spain 🤝

@TheLandryShift Netanyahu was rooting for Argentina. 🙌🏽

I can't express enough how much I detest these people

@CLFrost77 Is it the Lord's work If I convince everyone they're gay lol

@TheLandryShift if you’re doing it right that’s supposed to help lol

This gotta be the easiest job in the world

@CLFrost77 I have a conscience

@TheLandryShift if it’s so easy why don’t you try it

@BigPasta32 Me when my boy doesn't want a 16th beer playing golf before driving a half hour home to a house full of kids

@TheLandryShift How i sound at bros house trying to convince him to doordash wingstop knowing theres a crisp 52 cents in my pocket

@TheCowboysNet Probably not lol

Will 3rd-year CB Caelen Carson have a breakout year this upcoming season? #DallasCowboys

No one wants to black out on Sunday like your married friend with a child

@TheFungi669 You cannot be serious lol

Karoline Leavitt: “Kamala Harris got us into this reckless war with Iran and President Trump will get us out of it.”

ESPAÑAAAAA 🇪🇸 show those Zionist dickheads the door

I'm sorry, what's the call on that 'no goal'?

@F0ODHub $17.99

How much did I pay for this lunch?

Broke 90 today 😎 PGA actively calling my line

@nypost Appreciate the heads up!

A half-mile section of Washington Heights has been transformed into an open-air prescription drug bazaar, with brazen vendors illegally peddling painkillers, erectile dysfunction pills, and an array of other meds, The Post has learned. trib.al/ApX0pX4

@MarcoFoster_ 100% accurate btw. No other regime comes close to this level of corruption.

Hunter Biden: “In the history of the United States of America there has never been a president that even comes close to the level of corruption that is occurring right now. It is a embarrassment on an epic scale. Every single facet of the Executive Branch, it is a pay-for-play”

@GBC_Press Incredibly based

🚨 BREAKING: ​Spain responded harshly to Israel's statements: "We are not defaming you, Israel, we are describing you: You are a genocidal and criminal regime." "You will all be held accountable before the International Criminal Court."

No babe, that’s just my emotional support 12th Guinness