The Last Clansman

@ropebitee Livin in a lonely wooorld, she took the midnight train going annnyyywhereee! 🕺

@ThatAlexWoman I know something you don't blah blah blah. Just wait until i tell everyone blah blah blah. Will change everything blah blah. No one gives a toss for your fishing.

When the truth comes out, all the people currently slamming me for my criticism of Restore will see. I have an article laying out the truth, ready to go. But my hope is that I don't have to publish it. That the real story will be revealed - meaning it's not dependent upon me to do it. Why? What would be the point? Lowe fanatics won't believe me, many seem scarily unpleasant, I will get abused (as I have already experienced from his sycophants) and Lowe himself is a millionaire litigious bully. But I know the truth. I know what went on. I know what is going on. And I am confident, soon, you will too.

@Mrjamieohara1 Moretti 🤮

Is there anything better for a man than sorting the garden out, jet washing the tiles getting the garden sun loungers out and then sit there with an ice cold moretti with Oasis playing🔥 boshhh

@catgirlprostate *looking like a man pretending to be a woman.

Cis people genuinely think that the way being transgender works is you decide you wanna be a girl one day, march into a hospital and go "one girl surgery please, sir!" And you wake up 12 hours later looking like a woman

@_HenryBolton Fuck up, coffin dodger.

I’ve a request to everyone who posts on X: could we perhaps express ourselves without resorting to swearing and abuse? Just tone it down one notch. Instead of calling someone a “f-wit”, call them a “fool”. Instead of calling them a “c—t”, call them “contemptible” or “pathetic”. You should be able to make your point perfectly well without sounding like an angry teenager in a pub at closing time. Politics is bad enough already without people swearing like troopers - and having once been a Trooper once myself myself I’ve perhaps an excuse, but still don’t need to resort to it. If all you’ve got is abuse, then perhaps you need to think a bit harder about your argument. A valid argument should be able to stand on its own merits without needing profanity to prop it up or close down and intimidate others. I don’t much care for myself - my skin is plenty thick enough - but the time of politics is appalling, getting worse and bad language just drives it further down.

@campbellclaret Get. The. Fuck. Out.

Whoever is Prime Minister in the coming months for heaven’s sake try to get David Miliband back into UK politics to be part of your team. His interview on Today programme just now a reminder of how much his voice and his brain are missed.

@zarahsultana Abolish foreign mps 1st

Abolish the Monarchy.

@AnnaClarke_____ Only the weak would

Attempting to grow all our own food would be the fastest way to food insecurity - a drought or bad harvest one year, and people would starve.

@lady_valor_07 Fandabbydosy

How would you describe JK Rowling in one word?

@RFC_Michael_ @ScottishFA

Following the incredibly poor standards of refereeing displayed in Scottish Foosball this season. I’m calling for the removal of Willie Collum as Head of Refereeing at The Scottish FA.

@VeryBadLlama Cider?!

incredibly funny stuff from a country obsessed with a beverage made from a plant that does not grow in their climate

@emilyhewertson As a celtic fan, your pain lifts my spirits. Thanks for sharing 👍

Confirmation that Celtic only won because the Scottish FA is corrupt. As a Rangers fan, I am gutted for Hearts.

Boomers seem to forget that fast food used to be a normal, everyday expense for them because it was affordable. You could get a burger easily on minimum wage, it wasn’t some fancy treat you had once a year as a reward for pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.

Craig Bellamy is now the front runner to become Celtic’s new manager IF Martin O’Neill decides to walk away from any potential offers on the table after the cup final. Would you be happy with Bellamy personally? I genuinely think Bellamy would do a great job at Celtic. He’s passionate, intense, demands high standards and plays attacking football. Of course, that’s only my opinion, but I do think he has the mentality and character to thrive at a club the size of Celtic. What do you think? 🤔🍀

Greatest ever Premier League manager?

@marcouk73 @Witkicker Same difference

@Witkicker There is no issue. Cìs men are the issue, not trans women.

Fuck right off. Trans people will continue to use the toilets they've been using - without affecting anyone, and in all probability, without anyone noticing - for as long as they want. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

@tinyrowlet Always a drama with you lot. Keep it simple penises pee in the mens toilets. No penis, womens

as a trans man i'm not allowed to use the men's toilet now because it says F on my birth certificate but i'm also not allowed to use the women's toilet because i may cause distress for looking like a man.... WHERE TF DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS????

@celtic_jaime Glasgow rangers merch?

@anon_opin Oh give it a rest james may

The Spitfire does not deserve the amount of recognition it gets. The Hurricane is a better aircraft. The Hurricane Did more of the fighting in the Battle of Britain, shooting down the majority of RAF victories.

@GeorgeFoulkes Did ye aye?

I have now written as a former Chair of Hearts to SFA Chief Executive, Ian Maxwell, asking for a review of last Saturday’s match where it is increasingly clear rules were broken when the match was stopped because of pitch invasion before all the extra time had been played

@FBAwayDays Funny so was he.

If you were England manager, would you have taken Harry Maguire to The World Cup? I’m shocked he’s not been picked, personally… 🤯