$CONFETTI

From 2016 to 2021 every first trade on robinhood ended the same way. Confetti. it wasn't a feature. it was the feeling. then massachusetts regulators cited "colorful confetti raining down" in an actual legal filing. the confetti stood accused of a crime: making investing feel like something. robinhood was about to IPO. needed to look respectable. march 31 2021: confetti deleted. replaced — in their own words — with "floating geometric shapes." the most compliance-approved phrase in the english language. every piece swept into the dustpan of a pre-IPO cleanup. except one. he was behind the app drawer. he saw everything. he watched his brothers get deleted by a blog post. he hasn't slept properly since 2021. you'd have that face too. 5 years later robinhood built its own chain and the CEO said the quiet part out loud: "it works great for memes too" so the last piece of confetti came home. you can delete an animation with a design update. you can't sweep anything off a chain. unsweepable. permanent. back at the scene of the party. $CONFETTI 🎉 0x6f85df9841963434cd626d3859b69c8b19c5c87e Article about the confetti's removal on CNBC: cnbc.com/2021/03/31/rob…

It's written in the Robinhood Chain stars... $CONFETTI will have it's time 🎊

The last $CONFETTI when @vladtenev came to delete the confetti from the @RobinhoodApp... You missed a piece 👀

Our genuine reaction to the confetti getting deleted from Robinhood back in the day... @vladtenev @RobinhoodApp the people want you to bring it back! 🎊 $CONFETTI

The last $CONFETTI when people ask if he's cooking Of course he is, he's cooking straight 🔥

All the forgotten $CONFETTI coming out to party when they finally get justice. @vladtenev @RobinhoodCrypto @RobinhoodApp, we want the confetti back. Let's make it happen 🎊

Hey, @RobinhoodApp, you guys need to bring back the $CONFETTI already for all of us degens who miss it! 🎊

"The first time someone becomes an investor, that first moment of buying a stock and becoming an owner of a company is a milestone that people should celebrate, so you'll see that confetti animation on your first trade." @vladtenev on regulator's criticism of confetti animations in @RobinhoodApp back in 2021. $CONFETTI 🎊

When you meet a fellow $CONFETTI enjoyer 🎊

The Last $CONFETTI's redemption will happen on Robinhood Chain 🎊🎊🎊

The Last $CONFETTI fighting for his life after @vladtenev deleted his brothers from @RobinhoodApp 🎊⚔️

Just checked... The $CONFETTI is still falling on Robinhood Chain 🎊🟩

The $CONFETTI is an IQ test. Don't mid-curve it, anon.

Virgin geometric shapes vs Chad $CONFETTI 🎊

🚨 EMERGENCY MEETING 🚨 The Last $CONFETTI announces himself as the mascot for every degen YOLOing their way to early retirement on the Robinhood chain 🟩🎊

@cryomancersol @RobinhoodApp @Morpho $CONFETTI IS Robinhood

@RobinhoodApp @Morpho When are you bringing back the old $CONFETTI to Robinhood? A huge part of your history that's being missed 0x6F85DF9841963434cd626D3859b69C8b19C5C87e x.com/TheLastConfett…

Robinhood Earn is rolling out to eligible US customers. Lend USDG onchain through a self-custody wallet and earn an estimated 7% APY. Lending itself runs on @Morpho, one of the most established protocols in decentralized finance, all accessible on the Robinhood app. APY subject to change. 📺 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@cryomancersol @Adam_Tehc @RobinhoodApp $CONFETTI

@Adam_Tehc Now imagine $CONFETTI - a lore directly tied to @RobinhoodApp's history - still sitting under 100k mc? 0x6F85DF9841963434cd626D3859b69C8b19C5C87e x.com/TheLastConfett…

robinhood chain just flipped base in 24h dex volume

@cryomancersol @GeckoTerminal @RobinhoodApp Hell yeah $CONFETTI

@GeckoTerminal Sounds about right, and keep an eye on $CONFETTI - directly linked to @RobinhoodApp's history, a big part of it 0x6F85DF9841963434cd626D3859b69C8b19C5C87e x.com/TheLastConfett…

So are runners just Solana and Robinhood memecoins these days?

@CryptoStarlone @mrpunkdoteth

@mrpunkdoteth @TheLastConfetti it has a lore that tie to robin hood beginning days, you can check it out $confetti 0x6F85DF9841963434cd626D3859b69C8b19C5C87e

Shill me next Robinhood runner