Juurnn

We are a month away from 6/7

The metal world needs more drummers. Half the bands I come across I’m thinking to myself “hey dumbass, are you even playing the same song as the guitars???”

I saw someone post “childhood memory” photos today and it was a bunch of filtered selfies taken on an iPhone. Time marches forward.

Explaining how elites preform quasi tulpa sex/orgy/drug/sacrifice rituals to commune with demons to my 19 year old apprentice whilst working on 480 volt live electrical panel

After pissing I like to keep my pants at my ankles until I finish washing my hands

public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

It’s probably fucking awesome to be a retarded soulless NPC with abysmal dogshit taste because 90% of everything in the world bends over backwards to cater to you

Walmart store layouts are so fucking bad I don’t even bother looking for what I need anymore I just go straight to an employee and ask where that shits at like who the fuck is setting these stores up???

At a certain point wind just becomes infuriating

No amount of alcohol is ok they try to normalize it but you wouldn’t say it’s ok to smoke a little crack would you

recording a guitar tutorial and wearing a stiff leather jacket that creaks so loud you can't hear the instrument at all

Master Driving Instructor: “You must be one with the car. It is an extension of yourself”

2025 Max Scherzer

📍 #WashingtonDC

“SAVE ME” OUT NOW 📺🖤

Sag harder and smoke more weed .. anything is possible

Just gave a girl “extra pumpkin” in her drink for free and I typed it in as “put sum stank on it” and this fat white hog complained to my boss. That’s fine, you won’t be getting any free stank on it in the future…