The Library Louse

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"I can't believe America did XYZ!" This is a nation of people who exclusively dry wipe their asses. What did you expect?

My cat and I are fucking foul. He makes me pick his eye boogers so he can eat them, and in return I make him sniff my clothes to see if they're good to hang back up.

@NoetheMatt That has got to include librarians in the private sector, because no.

@thatliBEARian No, but you do start going numb to it. Best of luck, friend

didn’t do well in a job interview. Does it ever get easier? If you need me I’ll be hiding in my cave

@kelseybogan Kid see kid do! I've definitely noticed that things get circ'd around in friend groups!

@CatieOsaurus And gotten more content, too. Yes. 😊 Please consider donating even $15 a year to your local library so they can keep up the good work!

Excuse me Interesting Facts, but what the hell were your writers smoking when they came up with this title?

@alisonsandy & @7NewsAustralia Ghislaine Danlois is incredible. The fact that she's gone through what she has breaks my heart. Is there any way that we can financially assist? Nothing would make me happier than being able to contribute to easing her burden.

Think about it though: 50 First Dates would be a banger of an anime.

Literally nothing makes me happier than when my families stop referring to me as "teacher" and start having their kids call me "auntie." As an indigenous woman that makes my heart just explode.

@alabiblioheck Turn it into a team building exercise.

"Are you done with this apple?" "Yes, I've switched to chips."

@sad_librarian I cry in my car

“The bill says that in order for public libraries, including in public schools and universities, to remain eligible for grant funding, they must adopt the American Library Association’s Library Bill of Rights or adopt their own written statement prohibiting the banning of books.”

Check in on doom scrolling... Are you bearing witness, or are you just cramming more pain in on top of the pain you haven’t processed?

STEM programming Librarians, I have a question for you! What kind of robotics kits do you use with your tweens and teens? I'm looking for something that can be controlled with Python, ideally, but am not opposed to learning Arduino. Budget is $500 or less.

@Stonekettle One of my professors in college told me this story, only it was a trucker who happened to stop. She said it like it was a fact. She taught civics.

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