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@B_Ren_E @AtnsXBT 3am wake up for real

@AtnsXBT @TheLife0fBrian this you?

every male over 30’s common enemies: - being tired at 9pm - 3am toilet trip that fully wakes you up - being cold and warm at the same time - start talking about weather analysis - opening the fridge every 10 minutes as if something new will appear

@heynavtoor I’ll tell everyone straight up this is a lie. Claude opus struggles with forming a coherent resume with consistent structure. It frequently ignores your instructions and almost always contradicts its own advice. It’s insanely unreliable

🚨 BREAKING: Claude can now build your entire resume and LinkedIn profile like a $500/hour executive recruiter from Robert Half. For free. Here are 12 prompts that get you interview calls within 7 days: (Save this before it disappears)

@RealThomasMott Mannion gonna be running the very rare 4 rb set

Hmm. Already have Tank and Shipley. This one’s interesting 🤨

@djcows Money

i keep seeing people driving their hw4 Teslas MANUALLY and i'm just so confused WHY

@Eagles @Toyota He’s Marquise until proven otherwise

We've agreed to terms on a one-year deal with WR Hollywood Brown. @Toyota | #FlyEaglesFly

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Dad?

🚨BREAKING: Street Artist Banksy has FINALLY been unmasked 🇬🇧 The artist is Robin Gunningham, 51, of Bristol - he was able to blend in by changing his name to “David Jones,” which is one of the most popular men’s names in the UK.

@WomanDefiner This reminded me of that movie from dusk til dawn but they’re not similar at all, right?

It's wild to watch movies that would have been d tier movies 10 years ago win oscars. At every level things have gotten worse.

@BraedenSorbo I was in a hotel in vermont last month eating bfast and I watched a whole fleet of mailmen in usps uniforms come through, eat multiple plates of food, stuff their mail bags with muffins then peace out

People are stealing free hotel breakfasts by sneaking in, pretending to be guests, and posting it online. Now you know who to blame for when hotels stop offering complimentary breakfast

@DevinOlsenn Fsd for me would wait till the absolute last possible second to switch over through three lanes to get off an exit. The amount of anxiety that causes

Tesla FSD does basically all of my driving with a push of a button - but to be transparent I would say on almost every one of my drives I still have to do these two things: - change the speed profiles regularly to deal with speed control issues - use the turn signals; this is to stop the car from making stupid lane changes or to get the car into the proper lane so it doesn’t miss an exit. I still think FSD is amazing but I really cannot wait until these issues and the few other lingering problems with FSD get solved.

@historyinmemes Ain’t no way this true

The cover of OK Computer by Radiohead depicts the I-84 and I-91 interchange in Hartford, inspired by the city’s bleak highway sprawl seen during the band’s 1996 tour—a landscape that deeply unsettled Thom Yorke.

@everymovieandtv Fuck this video making me watch til the end for shit I knew to tell me nothing at all

The package he refused to open could have saved his life

@krasti18 @davematthewsbnd @grok I asked ChatGPT and it gave me 10 wrong answers in a row. You’re better than a super computer!

@TheLife0fBrian @davematthewsbnd @grok Pretty sure it’s Daniel Island, SC outside of Charleston.

Some venues just feel different. Which one is your favorite to see DMB?

@JackFritzWIP A problem for opposing hitters you mean ?

This Phillies rotation is going to be a problem.

@WeiserPrincess Bro, Free dispensable hot cheese

I’m a firm believer that one of the greatest losses of the early 2000s is Fudruckers.

@jontaffer @elonmusk @grok Shut it down!

.@elonmusk @grok I find GROK incredibly inaccurate, opinionated and, because of its inaccuracy more DESTRUCTIVE than constructive. I do not trust it, so it has no real value.

@riyazz_ai Simpler solution: stop buying iPhones.

Don't change the iPhone if the battery starts to drain. Don't change the iPhone if the battery starts to drain. Don't change the iPhone if the battery starts to drain. Apple intentionally set the default settings so that the battery drains quickly. After I played around with the settings myself, the battery now lasts from 6 hours to 10 hours. And this is the method:👇

@TonyMinadakis @B_Ren_E you try this yet

I couldn't believe it... a Michelin rated cheesesteak in Philly 😳 Pulled up to Del Rossi's Cheesesteak Co. to see what earned the Michelin Guide's attention. Owner Nish showed me how everything is done from scratch: three day sourdough, beef sliced in house, and while the cheesesteak might be what they're known for, the pizza is next level🍕

@9mmsmg wtf is the point of the toothpick thing

@satyanadella @grok when will this be generally available

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