Lightning

New pinned tweet twitter.com/cthereai/statu…

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 2 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 2 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 2 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 2 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 2 Aug 2013). And you? TwiAge.com

True

Lmao looking back in 2014-15 when RP used to be cringeworthy

Churro < all other children

I-.... YOU MAKE ME SO PROUD! :’) twitter.com/cthereai/statu…

Why do you fail me? Win over nature! Climb a tree! Do something to define yourself as a winner! twitter.com/cthereai/statu…

|| Lightning would be that dad who interrupts a basketball game to tell how disappointed he is in his child for missing a free throw

When was the last time you won something?! look of seriousness and disappointment

Wait no I didn’t I’m amazing. My children just suck

My child is with Jay- I have failed as s parent

Don’t tell me stop. Dab with me

-Dab-

I really wanna know if Mikey passed that drug test or not

I need about Tree Fiddy

On a side note-

Did you pass? twitter.com/xjaylucker/sta…