Demetrius Spinelli

It has been far too long. Hey @MalachiMalice The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll

Papa mode.

@MalachiMalice Look, you're a father now. The Jackal's job is to teach you the powers of the dad jokes. @LachTheScrapper knows!

Because it has been an absolute hot minute that I've annoyed @MalachiMalice When does a joke become a dad joke?...when it becomes apparent.

@LittleMissVex @ThisIsMiloKasey "Try again" also is...just damn

@ThisIsMiloKasey I see this and raise you “More Than A Woman”. The music video ALONE is 🔥

I don't know why "Are You That Somebody" by Aaliyah still slaps so hard but by god I'm still gonna dance to it.

// So someone tried to hijack my acct. Thankfully I caught it quickly and changed the password.

"What Do You Want From Me?" RP for @SCWrestling1 vs. Oliver Zahn and Eiley teaming up with @xTheHellionx scwrestling.net/boards/index.p…

"Boss, I hit an animal." "What kind?" "A fish."

If this doesn't cheer up @MalachiMalice nothing will.