Mexico City News

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Mexico City News

@TheMCNs

The Good News in Mexico City

Mexico City Katılım Nisan 2009

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·8 Nis

Selling our face masks to China during a deadly, virulent pandemic, and then buying them back at 30x the price was the plan all along! We were being nice to them.

Fernando Belaunzarán@ferbelaunzaran

Vendieron mascarillas a China para luego comprarlas a ese país 30 veces más caras. Aquí se demuestra que estábamos preparados desde hace tres meses, como asegura @lopezobrador_👇 López-Gatell: Tal vez debimos parar ventas de cubrebocas a China en febrero eluniversal.com.mx/nacion/lopez-g…

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·31 Mar

President López happened to be in El Chapo’s hometown, run into El Chapo’s son birthday party, and say hello to El Chapo’s mom. He then happened to go to the same restaurant as El Chapo’s attorneys. You’re evil conservatives if you don’t believe this was just a coincidence.

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·26 Mar

Dear death: Mexico would appreciate it if you took the people running our country into the ground instead of the legends. #RIP Nacho Trelles

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·25 Mar

Leader of community who raped children and protected child abusers for 50 years and never erupted in flames, claims COVID19 is caused by God’s anger over abortion & gay marriage. Right. proceso.com.mx/622941/obispo-…

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·22 Mar

Spot the differences.

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·21 Mar

CERDO:

Andrés Manuel@lopezobrador_

Me la quería comer a besos, pero no puedo por la sana distancia. Es un primor.

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·20 Mar

THE. WORST. FUCKING. JOB. EVER:

Jessica Ramírez@Jey_21

@vampipe Dos precisiones: 1. Soy la responsable de administrar las redes sociales que ayer analizaste, incluido ese reporte. 2. Cuando gustes te doy los números exactos para evitar especulaciones. Por ejemplo, ayer no tuvo 10 mil espectadores en vivo en YouTube, tuvo 80 mil. Mira:

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Latinus@latinus_us·20 Mar

"Los líderes mundiales coinciden..." La #SátiraSurrealista de @vampipe. #Latinus #InformaciónParaTi

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·26 Şub

En verdad es justo y necesario:

Omar García@omar_comunica

La virgen no le cumplió el milagro. Por eso, el ferviente le arrojó piedras. Así lo ha documentado la Policía tapatía. El sujeto ya está detenido.

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·7 Ara

December 7th - AMLO MET WITH CLOWN CEPILLÍN AND WAS VERY MOVED: “HE IS AN ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE”, HE MENTIONED.

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·6 Kas

November 5th - @realDonaldTrump Instantly Loved By Millions Of Mexicans When He Mentioned Wiping Mexican Drug Cartels From The Face Of The Earth While @lopezobrador_ Mentioned What A Great Day It Was.

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·30 Ağu

Agosto 29 - El Presidente López Declaró Que tiene una cámara espía en el recto pero no lo denunció por “falta de tiempo” y porque “sentía rico”.

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Mexico City News@TheMCNs·30 Ağu

AUGUST 29th - BREAKING: President López declared that he has a spy camera in his rectum but he did not report it because of "lack of time" and because "it felt nice."

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