Martin Lewis

Since 1843 every UK monarch has bagpiper on staff to give daily wakeup call. Given shortage of £££ for health & social care for elderly & ill perhaps they could splash out £3.52 from their £38 billion for this alarm clock... #TheQueen #RoyalFamily #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy

Psalms 37:11 “The meek shall inherit the earth" (But they must pay 40% inheritance tax on it.) Greased Palms 101: "The #UKRoyals shall inherit £38 BILLION - tax-free!" Moral: Go figure... #TheQueen #QueensFuneral #RoyalFamily #MournHub #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy #Piggies

Very moving to see lesson at #QueensFuneral read by #PrimeAdulteress #LizTruss. Start of #Tory re-election campaign. "Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV" #TheQueen #QueensFuneral #HerMajesty #RoyalFamily #QueenElizabeth #MournHub #AbolishTheMonarchy #NotMyKing #Jingoism

#TheQueen #QueensFuneral #HerMajesty #RoyalFamily #QueenElizabeth #QueenElizabethII #MournHub #AbolishTheMonarchy #NotMyKing #GodSaveTheQueen #GodSaveTheKing #WelfareQueen

#TheQueen #QueensFuneral #HerMajesty #RoyalFamily #QueenElizabeth #QueenElizabethII #MournHub #AbolishTheMonarchy #NotMyKing

#AlfredTheGreat 1st King of England forerunner of #BritishMonarchy. Greatest #Ponzi scheme ever! Scamming the gullible since AD 886! 11 centuries royally screwing the masses! 56 monarchs SELF-served! 8 trillion Britons suckered! 1st he burnt the cakes. Then they burnt the people!

#ItsGoodToBeKing! #Queen #QueenElizabeth #KingCharles #RoyalFamily #Monarchy

The billions spent mourning the #Queen is good lesson for millions in UK struggling with poverty. Stop whining your kids are starving or can't get fast cancer treatment! NEXT time get born to family whose ancestors were biggest thugs in the 'hood & self-proclaimed as UK #Royalty!

Within 24 hours of 9/11 #KarlRove schemed exploiting it for #GOP & #Bush benefit at 2002 & 2004 elections. In #UK #Tories & #LizTruss team are now scheming to use #jingoistic bounce into snap election to preserve Truss & Tories in power. "Long to rain [shit] over us.." #TheQueen

Note to TV anchors & contributors: #Affidavit is a legal doc. #AffiDAVID is name of daughter #LarryDavid would have if he'd married Shara - from the #PalestinianChicken joint who screamed at Larry: "I will fuck the Jew out of you!" (Affi is a very popular name for Islamic girls!)

Congratulations @CNN! Your new policy of forced even-handedness towards extreme rightwing policies & advocates worked SO well with 1930s Germany! #Appeasement & #ArtificialEquivalence of fascism-democracy did so much to prevent World War II & the Holocaust!

RIP #Olivia She gave us a brighter #Toomorrow. (Spelling of title of her 1970 film debut). We had mega fun the night I organized & hosted its very belated US premiere in 2000. And even more fun when we discovered the teenage crush on her of #TonyBlair! tinyurl.com/y5vk5yrj

#SamuelAlito - 2006: "#RoeVWade is an important precedent of the Supreme Court." Alito-2022: "Roe was egregiously wrong from the start" (aka: "Fuck 'em"). Alito mocked UK PM #BorisJohnson for attacking him. But at least THAT lying reactionary scumbag has been booted. Whereas...

#SamuelAlito says the anti-women's rights decision he authored is first-ever #SCOTUS opinion to get global leader criticism. Not true. The equally fascist #DredScottDecision made world leaders sick too. Alito must be so proud to bring back 19th century #Neanderthal thinking...

#DonaldJTrumpJr: “This one you go to the mattresses on.” Claims the phrase is from #TheGodfather. I thought mattresses are where he goes with #KimberlyGuilfoyle to show his devotion to his wife Vanessa and their 5 kids. When he isn't busy murdering #EndangeredSpecies & democracy

Sad news about #IvanaTrump #RapeSurvivor. #FreeAtLast. Salutary lesson for us all. With prayers you have to be very very very specific. #TheWrongTrump

#Woke #Liberal #Progressive #Democrat #Communist #Socialist #Pinko manipulators are trying to distort the proud #Conservative #Republican #GOP #MAGA message! Don't let them! Spread the word with these #patriotic notes! This message approved by #God #DonaldJTrump & #JesusHChrist

#RoeVWade - Those who didn't vote for #Gore (2000), #Kerry (2004) & #HillaryClinton (2016) because "it'll make no difference" - "they're all the same" - "I'm not that excited" etc etc blah blah blah - thank you so much for screwing #US for the next 50 years... #ApatheticsSuck

#BorisJohnson #AnotherFineToryMess

Nothing says #Christmas and extols the philosophy of #JesusChrist like a #Republican congressman's Xmas card showing him and his family posing with machine guns & wide grins. Oh and he's proudly #Christian and #ProLife (sic) #ThomasMassie #BeyondIrony