Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody)

⚔️ Wade Wilson ⚔️ Deadpool ⚔️ Marvel Jesus ⚔️ 4th wall breaker ⚔️ Immortal ⚔️ Sexy as hell ⚔️ Talks shit ⚔️ Doesn’t give a fuck ⚔️ Likely to piss you off ⚔️ Disney Princess ⚔️ Multiverse ⚔️ RT you know you want to! #MarvelRP #StarTrekRP #DWRP Whatever

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⚔️ Wade Wilson ⚔️ Deadpool ⚔️ Marvel Jesus ⚔️ 4th wall breaker ⚔️ Immortal ⚔️ Sexy as hell ⚔️ Talks shit ⚔️ Doesn’t give a fuck ⚔️ Likely to piss you off ⚔️ Disney Princess ⚔️ Multiverse ⚔️ RT you know you want to! #MarvelRP #StarTrekRP #DWRP Whatever

Who in Stan Lee’s name at Marvel created a Stark!Doom?? I’m going to have serious fucking words… with my katanas

Have you seen that popcorn bucket shaped like Wolverine’s head with his massive mouth open? You just know some wise guy thinks his dick will fit perfectly NO NO NO NO! Fuck off!! Not me! I mean, yeah it would but… Fucking hell I’m gonna puke now

Dude, it’s fucked up Like, whoa Stark turned baaaad. No? Wait? Not Stark? You’re shitting me?! Okay done with him now. Bring in an AI

I miss Hugh wolverine

Mmmmm sexy huh You know you want it

Hey Trekverse! Over here! This is the only guy guaranteed NOT to die wearing a red shirt Hire me!

Fuck me! And yes, ladies and gentlemen, I mean it!

Logan shoved his claws into my nuts! Yeah pal, we all know you wanna feel of mine seeing as all you have are furballs

‘piss off twat’ 1/ Who is twat? 2/ Grammar isn’t your mothers mother Comma comma comma comma comma comedian I cum and gooooo

I’ve been blown up, chopped into bits, decapitated, plus tried to be killed many many other ways, but my cock exploding? Unless it’s cum strings, no thanks, variant Wolverine

@CHIMITATAS Hey, a guy has to have a dream. If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true? *Thinks about singing, but thinks better of it for once*

@CHIMITATAS Will Marvel ever bring you into the MCU? God I hope so. Who else will shag this face without me wearing a mask?!

Hey, does any pusher know how to get their hands on that good shit from Vought? You know, the stuff that gave Wolverines variant the laser eyes. Gotta get me some of THAT!!

In the beginning, Stan Lee created Deadpool, and he looked upon his creation and thought: “What the @#$% did i just do?!”

If any of you pathetic little incels try to hurt my 4th wall breaking pal She-Hulk just cus your dick is too small to appreciate her, I’ll do you a favour and chop off what’s left. If I can fucking find it without a microscope!!

Marvel Jesus says If you don’t enjoy hot ladies shaking their asses for fun, go back to your moms basement you lame ass pieces of shit

Marvel Jesus, here I cum

When I said I needed a pick me up that’s not what I fucking mean you ass!!