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@TheMaxisms

writer/actor/friend to wild things. link has my novels SPARKLE CLUB, HOT SISSY, film HOOKED and more

Pacific Palisades, CA Katılım Temmuz 2012
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Jacob Orth@JacobsVegasLife·
Slot machines can now follow you across the casino floor😳
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I just got back to LA after being gone for a month. Is it just me, or is everyone driving a lot better now that gas is more expensive?
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Spa + Spring ski
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max emerson@TheMaxisms·
You can take my brother out of Florida but you can’t take the Florida out of his wife
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max emerson@TheMaxisms·
My brother and I win the award for “siblings who wanted the other dead as kids but now are super tight”
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Libriscent@libriscent·
ADHDer's dream job: Being a Professional Idea Generator. Giving Unlimited ideas with absolutely no responsibility for implementation.
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max emerson@TheMaxisms·
I wrote about losing my best friend Sergeant Pupper with hope that it offers closure to those who loved him, and comfort to anyone who has to experience a similar loss. It’s on my Patreon, but obviously is 100% free. patreon.com/posts/15214978…
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max emerson@TheMaxisms·
@lilmickybooboo I was in a steam room today and I asked the guy next to me to please stop shaving because it’s a hygiene issue, as well as against the rules of the fitness club. Dude responded by threatening me and then making a bunch of weird motions where he sprayed his sweat everywhere.
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Sir Mogginton Looksmaximus@lilmickybooboo·
The only thing Men should be doing in the sauna is sitting in silence, or engaging in a circle jerk. NO idle chit chat. NO talking on the phone. NO shadow boxing in full sweats.
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max emerson@TheMaxisms·
This week we said goodbye to Sarge. His lifelong reactivity worsened recently, and after an incident that sent me to the hospital, we learned he was likely suffering in ways he couldn’t express. The most humane choice was to let him rest. We love you always, our goodest boy.
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max emerson@TheMaxisms·
Brb gunna get wine drunk
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honestly once you realize you're not in trouble all the time and really no one has power over you, the second half of life begins
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max emerson@TheMaxisms·
Is the U.S. even gunna let me back in when I decide to go home?
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max emerson@TheMaxisms·
Wait- this is in my hometown?!
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max emerson@TheMaxisms·
I’m finally done! This was the final straw - Anyone wanna come over and burn all our Bill Clinton merch together?
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