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The one thing I'll always miss about the old Internet is that your favorite YouTuber would upload a high quality 3-minute video once a week and that would be more than enough. But now everything just stretches for hours arbitrarily and folks act like it's "better"!

Just saw a tweet joking about the male g-spot and there was a sizeable amount of men in the replies saying "that doesn't exist" or "the male g-spot is the dick, idiot". Oh, sweet summer child. ☺️

People don't do character bits on YouTube anymore. You don't see game reviewers with an evil doppelganger telling them to play sonic 06 anymore. Why is that?

Replaying Mother 3 but not sure I can connect with the setting. A bunch of fascist pig thugs ruled by a narcissistic manchild take over a society which is too spiritually poisoned by love of money to offer any meaningful resistance. I mean nothing like that could ever happen irl

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

When Tony Hawk dies he'll be Tony Hawk's Underground.

@selectwario Only Link can da-feet Ganonanonanon.

My next video script is written

@TheMechromancer I wish this got a remake, honestly. If every other PS1 platformer can seemingly get remakes and remasters, why not this one?

@kingjonkle Tatanga and Wario as the villains of the third Mario movie. Calling it.

this is my first time EVER hearing about Tatanga like I’m sorry but who tf

A heavier focus on a smaller scale story, sentimental character moments, a proper story theme, a solid moral. Not just references and fan-service (as great as that was to me). "Super Mario World" is the perfect title to frame the film as being less "grand" (but not lesser) too.

This ain't a bad idea, honestly. The predictable thing would be to "go bigger" for the third movie, but honestly, a smaller, more contained story would give the franchise space to breathe. As much as I loved Galaxy, I hope Illumination sees the vocal criticisms online.

@p1eak1ey No need to apologise.

💕Oh no💕 💖💗I’m so sorry💗💖 💖💕💖I just dropped all my love💖💕💖 For Pleakley💖💕💗💝 All over your timelines💖💝💖💝

@Waltmann13 @Zhane_Star This is totally irrelevant, but I love your videos, dude.

@Zhane_Star Well... yeah, though at the same time there IS still such a thing as overdoing it. Splitting the masterbation by not jerking it for 1 or 3 days does help balance your brain a bit (from my experience at least).

I mean isn’t this safer than having sex with just about anyone

They need to make Princess Daisy an absolute gremlin in the next movie. Not just a tomboy and not just a "strong woman" stereotype. I'm talkin' no social etiquette whatsoever. Absolute menace.

The past six years have felt like a blur, and I mean that both in the sense that time has gone by quickly and that I'm struggling to nail down when specific life events happened. Not sure if this is just natural in your thirties or if the world is just different now?

@DoopieDoodles I hate when my long hair seemingly gets frizzy even right after a shower and being properly brushed and such. It just does not want to behave some days. I have to pull out the straightener on my worst days because it just will not cooperate.

My hair wants to curl so bad but when I actually try to intentionally curl it, it never stays. Even with curl cream out of the shower. ☹️ It's so frizzy it's driving me nuts

It's genuinely strange that, due to the Olympics, the transphobes have circled around to asserting men can be born with a vagina and that hormone levels do actually dictate your gender. I am baffled. Truly.

"It's a Mario Movie, you expected a deep story?" Yes.