The Metropolitan Menace

Swaggy V records like a southern little league coach talking to his fb followers #mets #lgm

Swaggy V with the two Homer day, and the Mets win. I’ll just leave it at that before the Mets find a way to lose somehow #mets #lgm

@NewJerseyBub What a waste of a season Bubs!

@TheMetroMenace wtf am I watching anymore. Mets are awful Soto needa to get these fuckers inline!!!!

Mets fall 14-2 to the nationals. Smoking a bowl and contemplating life #mets

He needs to be summoned @Mets

The #mets play with a sense of urgency for one night and shocker, they beat a bad team. I guess you need to go to school to 4 years and get a degree to understand the concept of beating up on a bad team #mets #lgm

POV: David Stearns everyday trying to add cash consideration players to the roster instead of trying to fix the $400 million dollar mess that’s already on the field. #mets #lgm

Yesterday I accidentally left 2 Mets tickets in my car. This morning I came out, saw my window got smashed in, and someone left 3 more tickets in my front seat

New York Mets players when you explain what batting a run in is #mets #lgm

I can’t wait for Hallmark to screen this at 8pm Eastern Time!! #mets

“We’ve got to be better” is the single worst thing any Mets player could be saying right now. You’re 10 games under .500 buddy, no shit you’ve got to be better. Stop coping with how bad the team is and start hitting the cages #mets #lgm

The New York Mets played 18 innings against the Rockies yesterday and scored 1 run total. I think the only way that was possible was if Hellen Keller started batting lead off for us #mets #lgm

June 13, 2025 will forever be a hash on the Mets organization. A team which came out one of the best to start 2025 has been one of, if not the worst, franchise in all the MLB since that day. #mets #dissapointment

One year ago today, the Mets were 19-9 and owned the best record in MLB. Today, they are 9-19 and are tied for the worst record in MLB.

The Mets have played 28 games and still don’t have 10 wins. Steve Cohen has officially lost the Mets fanbase, especially after the fans set the single season attendance record last year, were let down, saw the core get gutted in the offseason, and now the Mets are 9-19.

Carlos Mendoza needs to be fired. This team needs some sort of accountability and it has to start from the top and work its way down

Malachi Fields is about to be a dawg #giants #gmen

Just smoked a bowl and I’m ready for the #mets to start the run #mets #lgm

Put it in the books. Mets get a series win. Devin Williams actually needs to get a cinder block tied to his ankles and get sunk in the Hudson. This guy sucks. Other than that they gotta keep it rolling. #mets #lgm

@menaceofcincy Full nukage

@TheMetroMenace I’m hammered