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katpiss neverbeen

@TheMostJess

I am nothing if not something

Katılım Ağustos 2021
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
Goodbye stranger, it’s been nice. Hope you find your pair of dice (but I hide things really well so you never will)
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
Generalized anxiety is so weird, like is my guy not into me anymore, am I about to get fired, is someone I love going to die imminently, or do I just have to poop soon?
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
Did you meet me at my worst, cus damn girl, I haven’t gotten any better
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
Gotta have sad girl days to have bad-ass girl days. I didn’t make the laws idk
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
Instead of Spending money to go protest something awful happening we could literally just organize to withdraw money on the same day and cripple the economy when we collectively disapprove of shit 🤷🏻‍♀️
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katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
Nevermind I was pretty intoxicated
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
Upon further thought the Jessica part doesn’t matter, only the lobsters
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
@mrbeast Challenge since you seem bored: Go to any Red Lobster in Terre Haute and ask for Jessica to be your server. Buy all live lobsters and re-home them if a Jessica is working
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katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
@adrierising Charge people in their 20’s for helpful advice once you’re not in your 20’s
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katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
@MaisonValentino If the clothes don’t even look good on the models you know they won’t look good on yourself, and they probably cost more than my car
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Valentino
Valentino@MaisonValentino·
A freedom of choice and a celebration of individuality. Shop the #UnboxingValentino collection featuring new-in looks and #ValentinoGaravani accessories, envisioned by Pierpaolo Piccioli and shot by Steven Meisel.
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
Not to beat off in a rabbit hole or go down on a dead horse, but I am straight up not having a good time
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
“If there is a god overseeing all of this and us, he can be no better than us, knowing what we know of the uncaring objectiveness of His eye, and knowing our own compassion”
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
It’s rare to have your purpose unequivocally laid out for you in life, but after rolling effortlessly into the most comfy blanket-me union ever I have finally realized that I was put on this earth to be a bug in a rug
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Ricky Gervais
Ricky Gervais@rickygervais·
You can only keep 3 Makeup, coffee, equality, home deliveries, social media, central heating, therapy, alcohol.
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
If you can’t handle me at my extreme depression and anxiety you don’t deserve me at my mild to moderate depression and anxiety
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
@redlobster Can I move the lettering up so it doesn’t look so wrong and get paid please 🙏
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katpiss neverbeen
katpiss neverbeen@TheMostJess·
Is $7.25/hr supposed to keep the riffraff in or out 🤔
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