katpiss neverbeen

Goodbye stranger, it’s been nice. Hope you find your pair of dice (but I hide things really well so you never will)

Generalized anxiety is so weird, like is my guy not into me anymore, am I about to get fired, is someone I love going to die imminently, or do I just have to poop soon?

Did you meet me at my worst, cus damn girl, I haven’t gotten any better

Gotta have sad girl days to have bad-ass girl days. I didn’t make the laws idk

Instead of Spending money to go protest something awful happening we could literally just organize to withdraw money on the same day and cripple the economy when we collectively disapprove of shit 🤷🏻‍♀️

Nevermind I was pretty intoxicated

Upon further thought the Jessica part doesn’t matter, only the lobsters

@mrbeast Challenge since you seem bored: Go to any Red Lobster in Terre Haute and ask for Jessica to be your server. Buy all live lobsters and re-home them if a Jessica is working

Finally got a yawn pic 🥹

@adrierising Charge people in their 20’s for helpful advice once you’re not in your 20’s

@MaisonValentino If the clothes don’t even look good on the models you know they won’t look good on yourself, and they probably cost more than my car

A freedom of choice and a celebration of individuality. Shop the #UnboxingValentino collection featuring new-in looks and #ValentinoGaravani accessories, envisioned by Pierpaolo Piccioli and shot by Steven Meisel.

Did a Peeping Tom write this

Not to beat off in a rabbit hole or go down on a dead horse, but I am straight up not having a good time

“If there is a god overseeing all of this and us, he can be no better than us, knowing what we know of the uncaring objectiveness of His eye, and knowing our own compassion”

It’s rare to have your purpose unequivocally laid out for you in life, but after rolling effortlessly into the most comfy blanket-me union ever I have finally realized that I was put on this earth to be a bug in a rug

@rickygervais 😄

You can only keep 3 Makeup, coffee, equality, home deliveries, social media, central heating, therapy, alcohol.

If you can’t handle me at my extreme depression and anxiety you don’t deserve me at my mild to moderate depression and anxiety

@redlobster Can I move the lettering up so it doesn’t look so wrong and get paid please 🙏

Is $7.25/hr supposed to keep the riffraff in or out 🤔