The Motor Tom

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@TheMotorTom @CheerryRed1984 Whaaaaat! Can't wait to check this out! Happy Valentine's Day!

Our silly frontman went and made an album and music vid all by himself 🤫 youtu.be/r4ElJxcJrK0 @CheerryRed1984

@AdamsWorldBlog Boom. Yes. Wow. Hell yes. Bought. Well done, brother!!!

My book, ChemBro – Embracing Beastmode to Beat Cancer, is officially out now, and is available in both print and ebook editions!!! amazon.com/dp/1947381369 #book #books #memoir #cancer #crossfit #martialarts #chemo #cancersurvivor #gym #gymlife #inspiration #motivation

@WayTooEarly Becauss I ate too many chocolate pretzels last night and slept on the couch (closer to the pretzels) and now my shoulder hurts but I’m glad I’m watching you!

Donald Trump is the President?! wtf

LYRIC OF THE DAY: I never thought I'd have to wrestle with subversion or consider disavowal, but I did... but I did... And I did it all because I fell in love with the world. -CHEERRY RED

Oh, snap. You guys like music videos? lol so do we. This one's about a robot addicted to his phone and the song is about burning down a building while your friends are inside. It's all deeply metaphorical. 🍌 youtube.com/watch?v=F2RI13…

LYRIC OF THE DAY: I want your company car I want your girlfriend and love I want your place at the bar Because there's always another man To chop off your head and watch it roll into the basket #ElvisCostello

No, this is not from our Sam Kinison tribute routine, you can stop asking.

There are few circumstances in life as embarrassing as sitting in the back of a cab that is blocking an intersection. #SongIdeas

The Moody Blues were banned from playing concerts in St Louis because one of the members took a piss on stage during a show. Come see us get banner from Brooklyn on Tuesday... FOR FREE! Maybe.

Love old people. Think they are wise and hilarious. But also think they should have their own sidewalks.

Making phone calls is irritating because doing so makes it difficult to use your phone

@angelgirl1077 both.

At what age do men start to feel the desire to sleep naked?

This song was in an episode of The Affair and in a popular Canadian show called Darknet. In the Darknet ep, an attractive lady does a striptease throughout the entirety of the guitar solo. We were pretty pleased about that. open.spotify.com/track/7oXixKyA… #NowPlaying

@Shellitronnn was 🔴LIVE on SportsCastr predicting how the Kyle Allen-led Panthers will fair the rest of the season. sc.ws/ao6u4/42 #SportsCastr

There is a 101% chance we will play this song at both @BabysAllRight on the 19th and at The Meat Locker on the 21st, 'cause when we play it live we do an extended version that makes us go off the walls. soundcloud.com/themotortom/fu…

One day we will have a lyric in a song that criticizes the human instinct to stop walking up an escalator once you near the top. The title of that song will be the following emoji: 😤

@emusthedon Thanks, Emily! We work very hard to make it look like we’re not trying.

@TheMotorTom Love this

Here's the cover for (to? of? wtf?) our new album. The album's called "Lava Land" and umm this is the new cover, well, the only cover for it. This is the album cover. 🤷🏻‍♂️