Don Keeballs, PhD

The same dudes who say wrestling is “fake” were the ones who cried when Andrew Garfield appeared in no way home.

🚨BREAKING🚨 I will not be tweeting for 40 days due to lent. I would like to sincerely apologize to my followers. I know this will be a tough time for you all. Don Keeballs Phd, signing off... for now. See you in Valhalla. I WILL be back. #Legacy #DukeAlumni #Respect

If anyone is looking for a valentine, head to your local CVS ASAP. Gentlemen, get ready to meet your wife 🤙

@MikeLob80085 @SplendidCJIII @ThirdLegGreg67 @MikeLob80085 @SplendidCJIII I’m looking through your windows.

@SplendidCJIII @TheNBA_Merchant @ThirdLegGreg67 Is there a “I’m embarrassed to be related to this person” button

Here goes nothing! Cowabunga💪

No… I am not actually white… obviously I am an Asian American and Jewish (per source🦗)

@phincock You crack me up Phin

Thought I was better than this

@KUBaseball Powder Blue Don Keeballs 84

Jayhawk Nation, it’s opening week. How about some custom phone wallpapers? 👀 Reply with: 1.) Jersey Color (Crimson, Gray, Powder Blue) 2.) Name 3.) Number *Must be following to receive

@MikeLob80085 💪✌️👍

Derek Holland

@ThirdLegGreg67 How kind of you to think of me, Greg :)

Fuck @TheNBA_Merchant

@ThirdLegGreg67 @MikeLob80085 Who is “Mike Lob”? I only know The Mathematical Hispanic-Philipino Hybrid Heckler

@TheNBA_Merchant More like eastern state chud @MikeLob80085

This has been heavy on my mind so I decided it’s about time I have a nickname that represents me and my skillset… I’m thinking: The Eastern State Chief of Narrative Development (ESCND for short) What do you guys think? Do you like my new nickname??🤔

Last night, I encountered the man behind the “Emerald City Route Artist” nickname at a party. It was chilling. He smiled like a man. He talked like a man. He seemed almost human. But I could tell he was on the hunt, looking for his next victim. It was not to be me. I fled.

@ThirdLegGreg67 Shit my pants and been wearing them for 3 days #good

Strike zone of doom and despair #good #chud

Glory to the people’s republic of China.

My roommate is listening to NBA youngboy upstairs and it’s making me sc… sc… scared 😥

Our hidden security camera caught footage of this morning when my roommate @SnorlaxWarrior was putting his sandwich in the oven. The curious chap that I am, I wondered what was in this sandwich but he wouldnt tell me... I've been thinking about it all day! #PapasHungry

Live look at @SnorlaxWarrior what goes around comes around bucko!!!

@ThirdLegGreg67 #sniped my guy Greg!! Classic!!🤣😅

I ate too much gonna feel like a chud at practice.

#bored in class playing solitaire and messing around with AI while the chud sitting to my left is also scrolling on Twitter

Had an absolute blast in Las Vegas this past weekend. Really good to catch up with some of my old buddies! No offense to my wife and kids but this was the most fun I've had in years! Lol! Nice escape from my demanding job in journalism and scouting. #Legacy