Paul Thresher

still waiting for my account to be fixed @facebook. #hubertpennybottomwillbeback

Hey twitterers and twatters. I'm back.

HahaLOL! I almos 4got tmrw was mothers day! no disrespect but if u didn't no dat was a joke den I don't respect u.

@nerdist just saw this outside Someone apparently didn't enjoy their burrito. :( http://plixi.com/p/92674071

@nerdist your show was super awesome. Thanks for hanging with us at annas and buying our burritos. I enjoyed it http://plixi.com/p/91045683

@nerdist you may have gotten 1000 of these already, but I recently found out Anna's Taqueria takes credit cards now.

@ha_dou_ken follow @GeorgeTakei Don't disappoint the captain of the U.S.S. Excelsior.

RT @MattmanDH: Someone watch the new Avengers cartoon with me... Have you seen Batman: Under the Red Hood? So good. #joker

Would I get shit for setting up lights in my star trek display at work?

Ugh. Hate bus.

Green, GREEN all I can see is green!!!

Just followed @charliesheen. Follow me with him, won't you?

@AkaBobbyB Ayo, any chance you will have some posters for sale your website aol.com?! I'm mad fiendin for one khed!

- This tweet brings happy RT @adamshoop: Augustus Octavius Bacon

@PFTompkins stand em up show at The Brattle in Harvard Square.Very funny.Some call him Mr Huchinson. Most don't. http://plixi.com/p/49734266

In the front row @PFTompkins at the Brattle Theatre. That's right, I spell it theatre.

@mattbelknap http://yhoo.it/99MqFa - burgerzza is real. RT this, it's ok

@Jordan_Morris well, King Kong had Jack Black and a couple dinosaurs in it. That's pretty close.

@NeverNotFunny What would be considered the dorkiest thing you've done in life and how does it reflect in your personality today?

@2andahalfhearts I haven't used it in a while, but "fuckles" is my favorite.