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Entire City of Vancouver, WA Gladly Self-Deports to Vancouver, BC: tinyurl.com/33sau7r8

“We know it can be hard adding numbers up when you have wealth beyond most people’s wildest imaginations,” said state accountant Keith Weebly of the 9.9% tax on income over $1 million a year.

Is Trump secretly in support of public transit? He’s making gas so expensive that people have no choice but to stop driving and take the bus/train 🤔 #NHPolitics #NH01

State to Offer Free Clinics to Help Oligarchs Navigate New Millionaire Tax: tinyurl.com/56py3p95

Today former Washington Congressional candidate Joe Kent stepped down from his Trump-appointed counter-terrorism director position to oppose the president’s war on brown people in Iran, saying it’s high time that the U.S. prioritize investing in wars against brown people at home.

Joe Kent Resigns in Protest of Starting Wars Against Brown People Abroad Instead of at Home: tinyurl.com/3nvh3dp4

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At press time, the marketing department was instead working on team-building food promotions that so far reportedly include skewered Blue Jays.

Mariners Marketing Dept. Too Nervous to Hit Publish on Randy-Dumper Beef Bowl Promotion: tinyurl.com/ytryu8da

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I think, just to spite Howard, we should bring the Sonics back THIS YEAR.

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