The New Jerseys

I didn't think I'd have any time to put out a Christmas song this year, but a family emergency forced me to stay home and drink bourbon with the dog on Christmas Eve and I got it done. youtu.be/De4O0lQvW30?si…

@MiddleOfMayhem It's pronounced "Ooh yap"

Wait... that's his real actual name?!

@alx Ashley Webb before developing a crippling addiction to mini chimichangas.

What is happening

@TRHLofficial Neil Young looks like shit these days huh

@centristpeater getting there, almost there

🚨 Hollywood heartthrob Elliot Page opens up about masculinity in new Mama Magazine interview: “It’s not about having the biggest muscles or a penis, it’s about having basic human decency.”

@KamalaHarris suck it, Karmelo

Before the president gets on television tonight to peddle lies and conspiracy theories, here is what you need to know: The 2020 election was not stolen. We won, and he lost.

@WebUndefeated Four sausage egg and cheese McGriddles paired with four hashbrowns and then two of those little sausage burritos with the hot picante sauce produce a similar effect

-$100 -$100 -$100 -$100 -$100 💸😭

@PigsAndPlans Now it seems there's more new music than ever before, there isn't any really good way to find it, and only like 9 people are making any money.

Music used to belong to the pirates. And it may have been better off that way: now the platforms they inspired are robbing musicians in broad daylight. In the early 2000s, a global internet underground of music nerds (compliment) faced police raids and the wrath of record label lawyers to maintain the vastest archives of music ever assembled. Online strangers, equally in love with sound and infuriated by the industry’s cash-extracting CD prices, upheld these meticulous systems, like sonic Alexandrias hiding behind IYKYK urls. One of those faceless filesharers was Rob Sheridan, longtime creative director of Nine Inch Nails, who welcomed Trent Reznor into the digital oasis Reznor would later call “the world’s greatest record store.” “I downloaded a whole bunch of albums that I never had the opportunity to try because every album was an 18 dollar investment,” Sheridan tells us. “That kind of radicalized me, and I became a fan of so much more music. [Working with Nine Inch Nails], I got brought in and we were being flown to New York, the label was taking us out to these expensive dinners and paying for everything—top notch hotels, everyone had private cars and drivers. There was so much money going around, and it wasn’t the artists who were rolling in cash. I remember one of my first comments to Trent [Reznor] was, ‘Now I see why CDs cost 18 dollars.’” Read the full feature, written by @edendasilva, here: pigeonsandplanes.com/read/music-pir…

@AMAZlNGNATURE there's a part of my brain that expects 1920s fish to be like

100 years ago, the first natural-color underwater photographs were captured Taken off the Florida Keys in 1926, the groundbreaking images revealed the ocean's vibrant colors as never before, marking a major milestone in the history of underwater photography

@JoeyMannarino available on Etsy

It is truly what we need.

@zerohedge let's get one more "fall back" and call it quits

Permanent Switch To Daylight Saving Time Easily Passes US House zerohedge.com/political/perm…

@wow36932525 show us what you got you filthy nerds

#UFOx #UFOtwitter #UAP #NHI Former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Intelligence Christopher K. Mellon. "The ultimately decisive issue of have we recovered physical debris, and if we have, then of course that's proof positive and it's game over. And that's something that we're working hard [on Just the other day, Dr. Avi Loeb, who's now running the government science panel on UAP, was told by a — acknowledges he was told by a former official of Lockheed Martin that they do indeed have such materials, or have had such materials, which tracks with sources that I and others have, and people that have made some public comments on that issue. So that is, getting back to the Roswell incident again or incidents like it, and that remains unresolved and potentially decisive."

@LauraLoomer Coco Chao, meet Popozão

Mitch McConnell’s wife Coco Chao was seen leaving the hospital today to visit her husband while wearing a mask. Who on earth is still wearing a mask? This is more evidence that McConnell’s health is so poor they are making people around him mask up. Why wasn’t she wearing a mask in the photo McConnell’s staff released the other day? 🤔 Just more evidence it was an AI photo or an older photo.

@RealJamesWoods "and most of these women, at the times these so called rapes took place, were dressed in ways that would suggest they wanted to be raped."

@THR It's called Giants Stadium.

Tom Cruise is heading to Metlife, er, New York New Jersey Stadium. hollywoodreporter.com/business/busin…

@RealJamesWoods scary: big dude with a knife in your house scarier: little dude in your house with a knife and a wig

@DudespostingWs Little dude with Autism and Torrette's, somewhat of an outcast, decides he's going to do bird calls for the school's talent show. Everyone prepared for ultimate cringe, but his talent was so undeniable he had the audience roaring instead.

Bro makes bird calls so accurate it barely sounds human. Actually insane

@Oldglorycries make everything super annoying and more painful...that'll drum up business!

FAFO