The New York Post

Delegates presenting offerings, many have changed their backgrounds for the funeral. #BosmunpressXX

The funeral of Kim Jong-Un beginning now; delegates collecting offerings for the deceased supreme leader. North Korean children are playing songs. #bosmunpressxx

"We are supposed to anchor our allies, not hinder them in any way," states Kim Su Gil, a North Korean politician and general. #bosmunpressxx

"Joining directive 6 does not mean we support capitalist nations in any sense or form..." says Seyed Emadi. Directive 6 aims to improve relations with ally nations. #bosmunpressxx

Directive 6 is in the works, discussing the importance of strong international connections and positive public opinions with the DPRK #bosmunpressxx

"I am a politician for the people!" proclaims Yang Hyong-Sop when dismissing claims of international concern over the internal corruption of the DPRK #bosmunpressxx

Choe Whi has been found guilty of the attempted assassination of Kim-Yo Jong. He's since been thrown to swim with the sharks, and they ate him. yummy! #bosmunpressxx

who made this? #bosmunpressxx

Directive "onna time crunch" has passed with 11 'yeas' to 7 nays. Kim-Yo Jong to be confirmed as Supreme Leader #bosmunpressxx

If passed, directive "onna time crunch" will expose the death of Kim Jon-Ung, mobilizes national securities apparatuses, increase national security, and condemns the DPRK citizens that bombed Iran by revoking passports #bosmunpressxx

"I just want our embassy to be protected as much as possible," says Chen Wenqing from China. Conflict causes violence #bosmunpressxx

Kim Jong Un's murderer has been executed. #bosmunpressxx