🔧 Solar 🔧 (PARODY)

| 🔧 SOLAR 🔧 | Welcome, welcome! This is a roleplay/parody account. Please do not take anything that Solar says seriously; this is just a fun little account to RP with people. Please read the information below, it is very important! 🔨🧰

@HeavenlyGuitar_ Seriously, dude, I’m not sure what that was all about…

@TheNiceEclipse Yeaaahh, I seriously don’t know why she screamed at you like that the other day..

Woke up only to immediately see Lute was staring at me for supposedly as long as I was asleep… Evidently, I’m unsure as to what this means..

@HeavenlyGuitar_ *He caught the blanket and put it over himself* Alright, thank you…goodnight *Solar deactivated himself and went completely stiff*

@TheNiceEclipse Yeah, fair enough. *Adam threw him an extra blanket he had and then lied down in bed.* Just uh.. Wake me up if anything bothers you. I doubt anything’ll happen, though.

Goodnight, Adamlings. DADDY IS FUCKIN’ TIRED.

@HeavenlyGuitar_ Guess I’ll sleep on the floor then, I’m too exhausted after all of that to go and find one…better on the floor than a house with a crazy lady… *He got up and went over to the corner of the room, stretching before sitting down on the ground*

@TheNiceEclipse *Adam sat up, trying to think of something.* Uhh.. There should be a few Exorcist chambers that are unused at the moment, actually. Might be a pain in the ass to find, though.

@HeavenlyGuitar_ Are you going to tell me I have to sleep with you?

@TheNiceEclipse …Uhm, so about that—

@HeavenlyGuitar_ That’s understandable…where’s my bed at? I’m getting pretty tired too…

@TheNiceEclipse Mm.. I suppose it’s entirely possible. But I also don’t want to make assumptions. *Adam sighed heavily and lied back in bed.* Plus I think I’m too fucking exhausted to contemplate that deep shit right now.

@HeavenlyGuitar_ Hm…I see…probably not best to keep asking if she doesn’t want to tell you, but it’s always best to be there for her…I don’t know her so correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t know…maybe before she met you people didn’t really like her much and were always mean to her?

@TheNiceEclipse I.. Might’ve tried once or twice? I think I was always just met with anger, though. *Adam let out an unwilling yawn, feeling his earlier tiredness even MORE after everything that happened.* I can try asking her again. But there’s not much I can do if she doesn’t wanna talk.

@HeavenlyGuitar_ I see…that’s good that she’s getting better…but she needs to improve faster to be honest…have you ever asked her what happened before you met her?

@TheNiceEclipse As far as I’m aware, yeah.. I haven’t known her for her whole life, so it’s hard to say. *Adam looked down at the floor tiredly.* It’s infuriating as much as it is concerning. She used to take her anger out on me all the time, but she’s been.. Somewhat better with me, I guess.

@HeavenlyGuitar_ *He followed him and sat down next to him* Was she always like this?…

@TheNiceEclipse Yuuup! Only I have access to my chambers, so Lute won’t be bothering us. *Adam went over to the bed and sat down on the edge tiredly.* Same reason why I keep all my personal shit here from now on..

@HeavenlyGuitar_ *Once inside, Solar looked around* Wow…this is nice and peaceful…

@TheNiceEclipse You can say that again.. *They eventually made it to Adam’s personal chambers, where he opened the door and let them inside, closing it once they both were.* Anyway, moving on from that.. Here’s my little safe space!

@HeavenlyGuitar_ *He followed Adam down the hallways* Don’t get me wrong…that woman is very pretty, but her attitude isn’t…

@TheNiceEclipse I’ve certainly been having my doubts about her… Again. But she’s proving she’s TRYING to be better, so, I can only hope. *Adam tiredly sighed, leading Solar down the halls to his personal chambers.*

@HeavenlyGuitar_ *He followed Adam through the entrance and stepped inside* I can definitely see why…that woman is really weird…she’s worst than Eclipse…

@TheNiceEclipse Yeaaahh.. It’s usually where I go to relax. *Adam swiped a keycard at the front entrance doors and let them both inside.* If I’m being honest, I feel more at home here than where I actually live..

@HeavenlyGuitar_ *As he was put down, he just stood there, trying to forget about what just happened, but it was difficult* You come to this place often?…

@TheNiceEclipse *After a short flight, they ended up outside the Exorcist Headquarters. Adam landed and put Solar down.* Welcome to my home away from home!

@HeavenlyGuitar_ *Solar was picked up, but he just let it happen. He didn’t wanna be anywhere near that crazy woman*

@TheNiceEclipse *Adam also flinched, before frantically picking Solar up and FLYING AWAY to the headquarters in a FRANTIC NEED to get away from whatever the hell was going on with Lute.*

@HeavenlyGuitar_ … Good idea…Jesus, that woman is crazy… *He flinched all so suddenly when he heard loud crashing and screaming coming from inside the house. Glass shattering and things being thrown around*

@TheNiceEclipse I HONESTLY DON’T FUCKING KNOW! *Adam sighed heavily.* Let’s just.. Go to the headquarters for tonight. There’s only one bed in my chambers, but it’s better than being screamed at..

@HeavenlyGuitar_ What did you see in her?! What the hell?! *He looked over at Adam*

@TheNiceEclipse HELL IF I KNOW! I’ve been married to her for god knows how long and I don’t even understand why she blows up so randomly! *Adam panted for a few moments, before standing up straight.* Well… At least she’s in anger management therapy..!

@HeavenlyGuitar_ @GrumpyLutenant *Solar was outside now with Adam, ‘breathing’ heavily as if he was out of breath even though he can’t breathe* What is her problem?! What is she even mad at?! Is that lady okay?!

@TheNiceEclipse @GrumpyLutenant *Adam wasn’t too far behind him, running out behind him and immediately closing the door behind.* Okay so that was a TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA.

@GrumpyLutenant @HeavenlyGuitar_ *Solar jumped out of the way* Jesus! I’m out of here! This woman is crazy! *He ran out of the house*

@TheNiceEclipse @HeavenlyGuitar_ GET OUT!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! *She clenched her fist before blowing a punch to Solar’s face with her prosthetic*

@GrumpyLutenant @HeavenlyGuitar_ Lady! Listen- *He tried to speak again, but she wouldn’t let him and cut him off once more*

@TheNiceEclipse @HeavenlyGuitar_ YOU DON’T FUCKING TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!!

@GrumpyLutenant @HeavenlyGuitar_ *Solar immediately put his hands on his non existent ears* Jesus Christ, woman, calm down!

@TheNiceEclipse @HeavenlyGuitar_ *Her eye twitches before flaring her wings out and yelling at the top of her lungs at the animatronic* WHY ARE YOU IN OUR HOUSE?!