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@Blue_Footy He's just bad! Needs a loan.

Liam Delap doesn't look sharp and balls aren't sticking to him. I guess he's match rusty.

solo dates hacks every man should try, at least once every year 1. take yourself to the cinema alone. buy popcorn. pick a seat you actually want. laugh, cry if you need to. no one talking to you. just you and the movie. 2. go to a cafe on a weekday. order a drink and a small pastry. sir by the window and face your phone down for a bit. watch people going to work, students rushing, cars passing, birds singing, children playing, just life moving in that pace. 3. book a nice but affordable hotel in your city. pack a small overnight bag like you're traveling. order room service or buy food on the way. take a long cold shower, wear your robe, lie on the bed and do nothing if you want. journal, watch a movie, listen to a relaxing music, sleep in clean white sheets and covers with the ac on. 4. take yourself on a saturday breakfast. wake up early, shower, wear something cute. go somewhere that serves breakfast. sit there, and order something nice. enjoy your meal, take some selfies even if you not photogenic. 5. enjoy yourself man. come on, you deserve it. you need it. bookmark and share to others buena suerte 👍

@Blue_Footy Joao Pedro will be a big miss.

Thoughts on Chelsea XI to face Man United. 👇

@Chelsea_stat Done

📊 Joao Pedro needs ONE MORE goal to equal Jackson's total goals (14) in his first season in the Premier League.

@Nuahall @Blue_Footy You're very foolish

@Blue_Footy Its still a bad performance..villa played rubbish today...we r still badly coached

After conceding that early goal, I didn't see this performance coming.

@Seanlatz @OliviaBuzaglo Neto got the second yellow card 3 mins after the first.

@OliviaBuzaglo Why did Rosenoir keep Neto with a yellow card in the field. He should have known these players lack discipline. I’m just so tired of these boys.

9 red cards. I’m done.

@bsong_HR @Hauwa_L 👀

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@MartinRom7216 @NizaarKinsella Lol. Was it Rosenoir that said the players shouldn't score?

@NizaarKinsella This is absolutely Rosenior mediocrity. Play like bitches managing the game. Dont use subs for at least Fofana yellow. Use 6 defenders for no reason. This Rosenior is totally mediocre. He is absolute garbage.

Chelsea have dropped a league-high 19 points from winning positions in the Premier League this season. Also have a league-high six red cards.

@BobbyVincentFL He's been guilty of missing chances. He should go and rest.

Palmer coming off. Doesn't look particularly happy to be the sacrifice

@aproko_doctor Purging na your mate? 🤣🤣

Until the day you think it is gas and it is liquid. Then you understand you can't fully trust your anus.

2-0 at halftime

@CFC__Emmy @Blue_Footy 2-0 at halftime

@Blue_Footy Not the first time. We did it last season against Tottenham

The first time in Premier League era we are coming back from 2-0 down to win.

@IceAndIman @Blue_Footy 2-0 at half time

@ife_titemi @Blue_Footy You're better off in the kitchen

@Blue_Footy He's more effective in the right than Estavao. At least he doesn't ghost

Neto is just run and vibes. Defenders already know what to expect.

Did you know the earth's atmosphere is divided into 4 layers? Troposphere Stratosphere Mesosphere Thermosphere Rain falls from the lowest layer: the Troposphere. But aeroplanes fly between the Troposphere and the Stratosphere. Hence no rain except when taking off and landing.

@ChelseaFC Arsenal should be worried.

Five goals and into the fourth round! 👊🔵 #CFC | #EmiratesFACup

@OPay_NG don't worry you people will see me in your office tomorrow. And I won't leave until I get my money back.

@CarefreeYouth Too late

City starting to pick up the spaces we don’t want them to have. Need to see this out to half time

@SurveyorSazzy @Blue_Footy Youcine

@Blue_Footy Guys where are u guys streaming the match, cricfy is not showing it 😭

Joao Pedro and loose balls 🤝

@CFCCentral3 Or Palmer or Lavia or Colwill 😄

Early kick off, at Turf Moor, after the international break, without having to use Garnacho, Estevão or Caicedo to get 3 points behind Arsenal? No complaints at all.