Nikki C Alexander

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/incr…

@METAVERZUZ Breach -twenty one pilots

Without googling, name a one-word album title.

@Forte4r Ride -twenty one pilots

if I tell you to put weed smoking music on, what song are you picking??

@DaveFlame45 🙏🏼❤️

The ball and chain has been disconnected, and treatment number 11 is done! Thank you for all of your prayers and support! Only 1 more treatment left in this cycle!

The reason Trump's ballroom budget has ballooned to 1 billion dollars is because he's building a luxury bunker underneath it that he never plans to leave. If you thought Jan 6th was sickening, just wait until a Democrat wins the next election

@cutiieepie6 Use it to clean your car if they use quarters in you country.

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@theliamnissan @0hour1 @JDVance

Fun Fact: The only Twitter user who has changed his name more times than @0hour1 is @JDVance.

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran? Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

@KhananiShingan1 Flying private

what’s a “rich people thing” you experienced once and immediately understood why rich people love it ?

@gabbylovesusa @merissahansen17 I got my mattress from mattress firm. It was $3200 so I guess they could sell a few a day 🤷🏼‍♀️ there was no other shoppers when I went in though.

There’s so many Mattress Firms in the US… Have you ever met anyone that’s ever gone in and purchased a mattress? Especially in today’s day and age? Is this not a trafficking scheme? Genuinely asking.

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@Elaa_ampe5 Micro parasites 🦠

Let's talk about phobias. What are you afraid of?

@cowincrisis Cheese

what do mice even eat

@911poet Yes I’ve got to stay on a low dose benzo until I die which is hard because every time I see a new doctor you tell them and they assume you’re a crackhead. Idk the med they gave me for migraines was a psychiatric drug and now I’m stuck. Should have never been given to me.

All we need to know about psychiatric drugs can be condensed into this one simple principle: Never start taking them.

@fOx1257067 @SusieM414141 I’ve got to go out to league city this week. I’m going to get one. 🙌🏼

Texas looked at a normal cinnamon roll and said “make it ridiculous.” At Bonnie's Donuts in League City, Texas, they serve giant cinnamon rolls that can weigh up to TEN POUNDS. 🤯 Just a massive wall of cinnamon, icing, sugar, and dough that looks more like a competitive eating challenge than breakfast. Absolute sugar-loaded perfection. What are you having for breakfast?

@emilyofeasttx Happy Mother’s Day !

my oldest baby and an ol fishin hole. Happy Mother’s Day yall!

@AngelaBelcamino Thanks bold. The piece of advice I’d give is watch who you have a baby with. Make sure it’s a good person. 🤞🏼you celebrate next year.

@susie_weakly Same you you ❤️

To all the wonderful mothers out there! ❤️❤️❤️

@DaveFlame45 @90DayFiance @oucrimsongirl @Kimmnng @YurFavoriteBear @marygonza24 @KikiKibbitz @IWedFred @luv_2_h8_zillas @ambitiousgrl22 @LisaHatesItHere @tvfoodandbooks @RealiteaTV1

Sunday Shoutout to my @90DayFiance Family! Tune in tonight for the season premiere of #90DayFiance! @oucrimsongirl @Kimmnng @YurFavoriteBear @marygonza24 @KikiKibbitz @IWedFred @TheNikAlexander @luv_2_h8_zillas @ambitiousgrl22 @LisaHatesItHere @tvfoodandbooks @RealiteaTV1

@Kadotttt I do but I like soft skin and to smell good.

White people ,is it true that y'all don't use lotion after taking a shower??

@foundallsaint Don’t mess with Bernice

This white lady blew cigarette smoke in the Black lady’s face and instantly regretted it. Nothing prepared me for what she did next.😭😭