Nikki C Alexander

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Nikki C Alexander

@TheNikAlexander

Crypto 👑 MBA, Abigail’s mum, Strawman owned by corporate but living by my own philosophy with a side of cray aka the hoodie queen 👸🏼𝕏

Houston, TX Katılım Nisan 2009
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METAVERZUZ
METAVERZUZ@METAVERZUZ·
Without googling, name a one-word album title.
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Forte😶‍🌫️
if I tell you to put weed smoking music on, what song are you picking??
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Dr. Dave The King of Sarcasm
The ball and chain has been disconnected, and treatment number 11 is done! Thank you for all of your prayers and support! Only 1 more treatment left in this cycle!
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
The reason Trump's ballroom budget has ballooned to 1 billion dollars is because he's building a luxury bunker underneath it that he never plans to leave. If you thought Jan 6th was sickening, just wait until a Democrat wins the next election
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Mary 🕊️
Mary 🕊️@cutiieepie6·
Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.
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Donald Trump Jr.
Donald Trump Jr.@DonaldJTrumpJr·
Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran? Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.
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N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾
N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1·
what’s a “rich people thing” you experienced once and immediately understood why rich people love it ?
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Nikki C Alexander
Nikki C Alexander@TheNikAlexander·
@gabbylovesusa @merissahansen17 I got my mattress from mattress firm. It was $3200 so I guess they could sell a few a day 🤷🏼‍♀️ there was no other shoppers when I went in though.
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Gabrielle Cuccia
Gabrielle Cuccia@gabbylovesusa·
There’s so many Mattress Firms in the US… Have you ever met anyone that’s ever gone in and purchased a mattress? Especially in today’s day and age? Is this not a trafficking scheme? Genuinely asking.
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dog
dog@adogtwting·
woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
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Asma
Asma@Elaa_ampe5·
Let's talk about phobias. What are you afraid of?
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cow
cow@cowincrisis·
what do mice even eat
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Nikki C Alexander
Nikki C Alexander@TheNikAlexander·
@911poet Yes I’ve got to stay on a low dose benzo until I die which is hard because every time I see a new doctor you tell them and they assume you’re a crackhead. Idk the med they gave me for migraines was a psychiatric drug and now I’m stuck. Should have never been given to me.
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Michael Langston
Michael Langston@911poet·
All we need to know about psychiatric drugs can be condensed into this one simple principle: Never start taking them.
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fOx
fOx@fOx1257067·
Texas looked at a normal cinnamon roll and said “make it ridiculous.” At Bonnie's Donuts in League City, Texas, they serve giant cinnamon rolls that can weigh up to TEN POUNDS. 🤯 Just a massive wall of cinnamon, icing, sugar, and dough that looks more like a competitive eating challenge than breakfast. Absolute sugar-loaded perfection. What are you having for breakfast?
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🏈 emily🌲@emilyofeasttx·
my oldest baby and an ol fishin hole. Happy Mother’s Day yall!
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Nikki C Alexander
Nikki C Alexander@TheNikAlexander·
@AngelaBelcamino Thanks bold. The piece of advice I’d give is watch who you have a baby with. Make sure it’s a good person. 🤞🏼you celebrate next year.
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susie weakly
susie weakly@susie_weakly·
To all the wonderful mothers out there! ❤️❤️❤️
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Kadott
Kadott@Kadotttt·
White people ,is it true that y'all don't use lotion after taking a shower??
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Seventh Pope
Seventh Pope@foundallsaint·
This white lady blew cigarette smoke in the Black lady’s face and instantly regretted it. Nothing prepared me for what she did next.😭😭
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