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Modern DRAM is based on a brilliant design from IBM. But, we're still paying for a latency penalty that's existed since the 60s! In this video, I'm introducing my research project (Tailslayer) that immensely reduces p99.99 latency on traditional RAM! By implementing a hedged read strategy taking advantage of (undocumented!) channel scrambling offsets, I've gotten as much as 15x reductions in tail latency. The technique works across Intel, AMD, Graviton, DDR4, DDR5, x86, ARM, you name it. Check out the C++ lib I wrote, watch the video, and try it yourself!

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I am pleased to announce... Whisker Wizards as our very first team for the Mage Arena tournament! This team is comprised of: @TheNoopp (Captain) @Yumesuki_ @pepper_mage @theluigiguy Catch them live on Saturday, March 28th!

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my feed refreshed when i saw a video that looked like this im begging someone please link it i have to know what the fuck i was looking at

CHAPPELL ROAN #GRAMMYs

A politician that uses a proper shovel. I could only dream of this in Ontario

This alone should cost @fordnation his job. Worst snowfall in history and that roof is holding up better then any sentence Ford has ever said.#onpoli

The Ontario Science Centre’s roof didn’t buckle under the weight of all the snow that fell today in Toronto. The engineer’s report that was used as an excuse to close it recommended repairs but not a shut down. The government shut it down anyway.

A reminder, after 50cm of snow has fallen, that the Ontario Science Centre’s closure was a manufactured crisis, not remotely a necessity, stealing a jewel from a generation of children so that it could be relocated to serve the needs of a waterpark operator.

I find the whole "canadians are too smug when talking about america" brand of post really funny. they act like canadians are unique and do this for no reason. as if american exceptionalism doesn't exist, or as if the entire rest of the world doesn't also shit on the US

🚨BREAKING 🚨 📷 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to learn the Rust Programming Language "The days of memory corruption vulnerabilities are behind us, and we as New Yorkers must unite to push into the future of software"

you can always tell when americans have never been to europe because they don’t know about 2

Me defending my O(n^3) solution to the coding interviewer.

Je déteste quand il aura farm comme ça car je ne peux pas le hate a mon plein potentiel

The year is 2028. Canada is in the grips of a brutal ground invasion. Ordinary Canadians wage guerilla warfare in the streets. Rationing is in effect. The world as we knew it has disintegrated before our eyes. Pierre Poilievre is still yelling about carbon tax.

Imagine being a Nazi soldier with ADHD and getting Pervitin and while everyone else is going fucking nuts and jumping at shadows you’re just making a day planner for the first time

Most successful Durham Police operation