Kate Kennedy

Howdy, Twitter. It’s been like 6ish months? I’m 30 and tonight I heard a Chappell Roan song that seemed super inappropriate because it reminded me of every song I was obsessed with I when I was 15, and that was half my life ago. I hope you’re all doing beautifully, too.

Love a journey for me where I wear more clothes and less makeup but use 80% of the same vocabulary. Work smarter not harder folks.

If you think about it, my life hasn’t really changed that much.

This is where we’re fuckin at and I am weeping. It’s perfect, it’s glowing, it’s all my sweat and my blood and my tears, and it’s mine. I will never ever do it again, but it was all worth it, and then some.

Don’t call it a comeback, it’s a motherfuckin glow up.

@joshgondelman Ahhh congratulations, I’m so proud of you!! Entirely deserved to one of the funniest, kindest humans around ❤️❤️❤️

I’m so excited about this!!!

She’s cozy, she’s snuggled, she’s hunting squirrels and awaiting spring. She’s thriving.

@SteveDonoghue17 @Matt_Slayer @9acbf02a8fad405 It’s more of a concept movies use to glamorize reality tbh.

@Matt_Slayer @9acbf02a8fad405 Wasn’t the concept of fluffers more in the 70s & 80s before drugs came on the scene

I just got asked about this. Performers I’d love to hear your opinion. Is it the female performer’s job to keep the male performer from failing a scene?

@Matt_Slayer I think a good mental exercise is to flip the script and ask if it’s the male talents job in an anal scene if the female talent didn’t prep correctly. End of the day your body is your responsibility!

Where we started vs where we’re at:

Nobody knows their way around old wood like Kate Kennedy.

@brandonw1971 I have sent this gif to so many people in the last 24 hours!

Ya gal got a job and a bang situation (haircut wise) that works, celebrate good times everyone.

I also have very cute dimples, I feel like people maybe didn’t know this about me cause I used to not smile so much.

Have you even seen my BarcaLounger though?

Sitting in my Barcalounger listening to the radio on the 1956 Magnavox, Squeeg and Big Mouth Billy Bass on deck. I’m your hot suburban dad and I am at peace.

@KennethWReid We had a huge bush of it growing up and my mom used to make rhubarb sauce (think apple sauce consistency but TART). I still dream about it, it was divine on vanilla ice cream.

@brandonw1971 If I had a nickel.

@TheOGKennedy I worry about your sex.

I have had a small bruise on my chin (sex related, don’t worry about it) since Saturday and today I casually mentioned it & TWO separate people, both of whom I’ve seen at least twice since, said “oh, I just figured it was dirt.” They thought I had dirt on my face. FOR TWO DAYS.

My favorite personal anecdotes are the ones where there’s just absolutely no way I come out looking good and boy is that an opinion I do not share with many people.