The Office Ops

Boss: We are truly agile, and expect everyone to be autonomous Me: Great! Boss: And all teams must follow our custom made Spotify Karate SAFe Certified Frankenstein Agile (tm) model Me:

Nobody: Nobody Ever: SAFe®:

Boss: And this is our Agile™️ Certified way of working. Don't forget to estimate everything and add it to the roadmap! Me:

#NewProfilePic > Twitter for the last 48h

Nope, it's not @IanColdwater, It's Kevin Malone!

The team: Somehow the production keys were pushed into the repo... Me:

"Agile Certified™️" person: We need another <insert-faux-agile-bs-here> meeting * Adds 5th meeting invite for the day * Me:

I suspected I have a shitty job

There's a wishing fountain at the mall, and I threw a coin in for every k8s cluster in the world and made a wish cc. @memenetes

CI/CD City #DevOps

Adding one more should get us there!

@TheOfficeOps There is no silver bullet but no matter what technolgy you choose you need to understand it before going all in. Solve a problem and adjust from there

Some of my Kevin's Famous K8s Clusters

Let's add a new microser—

@SimpsonsOps What about The Office Ops?