Matthew James

A clear reminder that drugs are bad mmmk

@JoeBiden We know.

I'm sick

We need more female producers

I don’t know who tf Hillary Clinton thinks she is trying to ruin my summer with her damn hurricanes

🛸🌍 The debate on ‘illegal aliens’ is getting intriguing - are they referring to undocumented immigrants or ETs? 🤔

Watch who you trust. Even your teeth bite your tongue once in awhile.

If you missed out on todays congressional hearing today and wanted to get in the scoop… Just call up a relative, preferably a grandmother or grandfather and have him try and explain TikTok to you. Now multiply that by 535 people.

If TikTok gets banned, this will be a really good opportunity for Tom from MySpace to make a comeback!

Only in Trader Joe’s would they have Kangaroo Milk.

@DylanNaber Do fishes drink water

If we are already 70% water why tf do I need to drink more water?

Do fishes drink water?

“Don’t you know That only fools are satisfied.”

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

@DylanNaber “Daniel Naber”

Bouta change my twitter profile pic to a girl so I get more likes

They legitimately built Southern California like it never rains in Southern California.

@DylanNaber Spoiler alert: the main character dies in the end

Church is just a book club except it’s about one book that they can’t get over

I took my waaaaaaaaaaaapppppp to polaaaand

All imma say is that I’m blessed for every opportunity god has given me

BREAKING: Andrew Tate has been banned from the beer simulator app 🤯

I swear…back in the day, No job in LA that paid a living salary would hire me So I ended up creating my own job(s) 😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️ - 💯 recommend -