THE UGLIEST 🐐

BOY SO FLY LIKE VIRGIL ABLOH @abdooljen2

Imma always repost these cause I know someone that was in some shit n she got away cause of a video like this she saw on Twitter

Under Buhari, Funtua was the De facto Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria The Cabal had a Deal with Emefiele @DrCOmole author of From Soldier to Statesman: The Legacy of Muhammadu Buhari

“I didn’t meet Wizkid because he was tweeting at me I found him already working. Before he even started working with me, he had already recorded a verse and chorus for MI.” - Banky W

@Iamviktry @goingtolikefaiq @Ideeeris @TEEPHTREND Na the understanding make am ask u that question

@goingtolikefaiq @Ideeeris @TEEPHTREND Read to understand and not argue

DNA is scary. There's a case of a woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it turned out he wasn't the father. She insisted that he was the father, so they repeated the test several times, but it kept giving the same result. Later on, he discovered that according to the DNA results, he wasn't the baby's father but its uncle, which didn't make sense because he was an only child. After more exhaustive tests, they discovered that the husband was actually a chimera, which means he had absorbed his twin in the uterus and carried two sets of DNA. So basically the baby was biologically the child of his twin brother, even though he was the father.

@TEEPHTREND Because we allow una dy lie Na why u wan kpef us !!?

@arshxbt @shootfordstars ‘Na so e suppose do am’ no worry life go soon give you mic 🎤

@shootfordstars See unreal people for cs What’s if it was your brother or sister ? or your mum even… talmbout “e deserve am”, customer service that’s at the bottom chain is who is collecting slap 😭

them hold person 86M for bank since two weeks baba dey complain and para at the same time, them say make him speak English nah once e tear customer care slap 😭😭

@MTNNG this is very bad Something you can’t try in South Africa 🇿🇦

@EkeneAninze I want to lay my hands on serious bread 🍞 and stay out of the way like namadi Sambo

The way this man called Namadi Sambo quietly disappeared into private life when his boss Goodluck Jonathan lost the 2015 election needs to be studied. After Jonathan lost, Namadi Sambo simply retired quietly to his private life. No noise, no endless political drama, no desperate hunger for power, no large appetite for ambition like some Vice Presidents would do. He just walked away peacefully and allowed history to take its course. Till today, since 1999, Namadi Sambo remains the only Vice President who never attempted to become President after leaving office. What a man of content. I am Ekene Aninze Esq.

Students confront police officers for harassing their fellow student

@hildaiffy @Tufab Una no like peace

@Tufab Nah she be that??

Na that girl for back I finally marry. This life is crazy. Damn!

Mısırlı Futbolcu Osama Galal Maç Esnasında Vakit Namazını Eda Etti. Bu Nasıl Bir Teslimiyettir! 🤲

She left teaching and joined the bank and her former pupils came to the bank to celebrate her birthday.

By the way, if you scored 150 in JAMB in my day, you didn’t even say it, you just pretended like they didn’t release your result.

@thisisjaguar @MTNNG @MTNNG kilode?

Hello, @MTNNG. I subscribed to ur MTN FIBRE X, jst a week after the installation. An incident occurred in which a truck cut the cable that provides my network. Since then, I have made several calls to ur customer care unit, but I have not received any response to restore service.

Me agreeing with every plan my boss has while plotting my escape:

The Heads of Tertiary Institutions in Nigeria had unanimously agreed that the Minimum Admissible Scores for admissions into Universities should be 150, Colleges of Nursing, 150, and Polytechnics, 100.

Nothing compared to how free you feel after performing ishai prayer

@illeggaa @AltarOfXan

@TheOnlySaleem @AltarOfXan free. he need am pass champz

well if your papa no go advice you lemme advice you. go back to UK, grow your real day-one fans, live there and connect, after 5 years or whenever you turn 18 visit Nigeria occasionally for features. we will respect and love you mad just like we do Dave, skepta and CC. don’t ask, it just the way Africa works. don’t let this people deceive you bro.

Africa is way bigger than you think

realizing people my age aren't competition; i'm competing with their fathers.